Pelican Pilot

A Pelican Pilot; is a helicopter/airplane pilot who always has more reasons not to go flying than to go flying.

Customer: That "Pelican Pilot" you sent never wants fly!
Boss: I know; you have to throw rocks to get them to fly!

by Maximizeme March 09, 2020

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pelican hammer

“say pelican hammer”
“what- no”

by Avery000 April 27, 2021

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The act of having sex while on the beach, pulling out, dipping your dick in the sand, and re-entering the vag.

Yeah bro, she was just sun bathing and told me she was horny, so I went pelican diving.

by Urbanqueef August 04, 2014

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A wicked cool pelican that is suuuuuper fat and rests it's beak on its enormous stomach. Pelicans are chill, have swag, and are thugs.

Joe: What's that?

Ronnie: It looks like a fat bird.......

Joe: You baffoon thats a "Thug Pelican"!!!!

Ronnie: What?

by sawoah March 30, 2012

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When someone (normally a male) has extremely saggy tits.

You- wtf he has massive man boobs

Friend- no he just has pelican tits

by pyrolitch February 13, 2016

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The act of defecating inside a person's mouth and then receiving a blow job from that person.

You got an Alabama Hot pocket? well I totally took a deuce in her mouth before she gave me a blowie, I call it the Pensacola Pelican!

by Big Dick McGhee July 19, 2010

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Hottest mf on youtube fr

Papa Peli well leng
Stay Hydrated boys
Modest Pelican is my father

by PapaPelisChild August 09, 2021

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