pelican hammer

sophia i told you it meant nothing.

“say pelican hammer”
“what- no”

by Avery000 April 27, 2021

polly the pelican

The girl who is rejected but the rejecter has a crush on said girl

Oh that poor polly the pelican

by Danathy buckles November 14, 2019

Pelican Nut

An unexpected and unidentifiable item found in your food.

"Ooh, there's something in my chocolate brownie. I'm not sure what it is though.
It must be a pelican nut."

by Pineapplepolarbear January 6, 2012

pelican diving

The act of having sex while on the beach, pulling out, dipping your dick in the sand, and re-entering the vag.

Yeah bro, she was just sun bathing and told me she was horny, so I went pelican diving.

by Urbanqueef August 5, 2014

Pelican Breath

Someone with breath that stinks of garbage, sewers and shit

Jesus That William Wood has pelican breath

by LoyalRoyal1871 June 10, 2020

Pensacola Pelican

The act of defecating inside a person's mouth and then receiving a blow job from that person.

You got an Alabama Hot pocket? well I totally took a deuce in her mouth before she gave me a blowie, I call it the Pensacola Pelican!

by Big Dick McGhee July 19, 2010

distracted by a pelican

doing something naughty (and potentially VERY embarrassing) that causes you to lose focus.

I ran my Bugatti Veyron into a swamp at 100mph because I was distracted by a pelican

by SwapGuy November 13, 2009