Pexting

To text while pooping. As girls don't poop they are unable to pext.

Mark "When did you find out about the party?"
Joe "I was pexting him after a trip to chipotle and he told me."

by Mdog91 October 17, 2011

peytin

Lovable guy. Hyper at times but always has a good heart.

I love you peytin

by Fml0028 November 15, 2018

pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

another way of saying a guy gets laid a lot tail haste two contexts in this fraise the first one is referring to pussy the next one is the tail of a dog or something that special needs kids will pull on if the animal try's to escape there petting

ian: yeah bro next last year when i whent to college i pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

chris: yeah buddy

by Rocheman4280 August 31, 2013

pettingzoo

a kindergatern run by elderly men assumed to be pedeofiles

"i took my kid to kindergaten and it was a total pettingzoo so i got him the hell out of there"

by mercluke January 8, 2009

heavy petting

Close to sex, but not exactly. Just oral, hand jobs, fingering, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey! Me and Jane we're doing some heavy petting last night, i fingered her twice!"

Guy 2: "I need a girlfriend..."

by Raddyator August 17, 2010

pettinato

In Argentina is the last name of the notorious musician, saxophonist of the legendary rock band SUMO and presently host of a very popular tv show called "Duro de Domar" indomables . This last name is now used by antonomasia to identificate the aforesaid show.

- Have you seen Pettinato last night?
- No! I missed it!
- It was very hilarious!
- ELO!

by Alba Velásquez Barrozo July 23, 2006

Petting Zoo

Someone who has a body odor similar to the unbearable stench of a petting zoo. Avoid this person at all costs, for the vile smell is so gut-wrenchlingly foul that you will undoubtedly vomit with such force that it sprays for several feet from the mouth (projectile vomit).

Man 1: Dood, did you hear that the entire Quinnipiac University had to get evacuated yesterday?

Man 2: No way... Why?

Man 1: Quinnipiac stupidly admitted a petting zoo!!

by tulanebringsthepain March 14, 2011