Peanut Butter Blumpkin

When a girl dips your penis in a jar of peanut butter and then proceeds to give you a bumpkin.

"Dude, I got the most splendiferous peanut butter blumpkin from that chic Brenna last night!"

by Articuno69 November 25, 2013

peanut butter fridays

The best snack for the best day of the week. Always needs to be untainted before usage. Plastic wrap works best. Only Friday. Peanut butter expensive.

My boy Craig goes crazy on peanut butter fridays. I feel bad for the peanut butters husband. Craig fucked his brains out.

by D-Money699 June 5, 2022

Peanut Butter Spoon

I really dont know, donut operator told me to look this up on urban dictionary. I expected something dirty, but all I got was a definition about a hearty snack.

Wow I'd clean that peanut butter spoon so good with only my tongue.

by JerkinLovesDonutOperator September 23, 2020

peanut butter foreskin

Foreskin that is covered completely in peanut butter

“yo bro i can’t believe jimmy still has foreskin”
“yeah ikr but it’s peanut butter foreskin”

by daddycoley March 19, 2019

Peanut Butter Slammer

When you're letting the family dog lick peanut butter off your dick, and your sister walks in before you can finish, so you pound her ass with your still peanut butter covered dick.

Sophia walked in on me and Daisy yesterday, so I had to give her a peanut butter slammer.

by JBDeeee June 26, 2019

peanut butter roll

A croiscant roll with ooey gooey peanut butter inside. Cooked to deliciousness.

Hey buddy have you tried my famous peanut butter rolls? They're famous.

by bbbro9 September 26, 2013

Peanut Butter Surprise

It is when a guy slathers peanut butter all over his genitals and puts his pants back on until his girlfriend comes home. He then pulls down his pants and treats her like a dog.

SURPRISE, lick this peanut butter surprise off my dick like a dog.

by Jiff Crunchy.....Boner April 30, 2014