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Max Payne

by Anti Cape February 7, 2022
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Payne

A two faced liar that cheats on his wife.

He Hates women but can't live without them. He is a punk and has a small penis. He steals from his friends and never contributes to the party. He's a user and a looser. His truck is in his mom's name. He's a want-a-be, anything but a Payne. He is just like his father, a perverted man hire. He's indigent and weak minded. Cunt is his favorite description for any woman who
won't play the pitiful game he calls

"LIFE". He is a Self Righteous, Narsisitic,
Lonely, excuse for a human being.
The Payne took all the money to gamble on Keno.
by LMAOatU November 27, 2017
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payne

truly the sweetest and soft but sexiest and romantic guy you’ll ever meet- he walks into a room and everyone notices. his swagger is just immaculate for sure.
“wow that guy payne is such a pimp”

“damn ladies give a payne some room”
by scpick3 January 22, 2021
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Jack Payne

Yeh you know jack Payne? He’s a legend
by Mara x Herron January 9, 2019
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Max Payne Thousand

Fine ass baddie. She cool asf and bad asf. Typically used wit da homies.
Person 1: Aye brodie, I got a shordy comin over

Person 2: She Max Payne Thousand?
Person 1: Fasho you alr know how im coming
by raawr :| June 21, 2022
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Pissed on Payne

That feeling you get when you just really want to lather yourself in someone else's urine.
Wow you just got Pissed on Payne
by Paul Palmer April 19, 2018
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