Michelle Bird is pathetic.
by Michelle Bird August 17, 2022

A girl that gets treated like shit in a relationship usually where the girl gets cheated on with her sister. But the girl does nothing about it
by fsffa September 11, 2016

It is a fantasy football course. It smells horrible and feels even worse. It occurs when you lose to someone so pathetic, you actually feel and smell like a loser. It typically only lasts 1 week, thankfully. Benefits: The sorry ass winner gets to feel like a somebody for 6 days. Cure: Time.
When Mexican Steve's SORRY ass team of backups beats your monster team of sexy football scoring beasts. You actually get the Pathetic Loss Syndrome. Steve continues to think his team is better than it is, almost snaking people with trades for backups, just to slowly be let down in the end. Yuck. You dont want this!
by Bigdaddymang October 20, 2019

by Littygirl666 February 9, 2018

Any high school age lame wad that submits another persons name to urban dictionary to be used as some dumbass definition. Usually consists of either love, lust or hate of the individual being named.
Me: i was voting on new words for urban dictionary and what I saw was just pathetic. All you pathetic motherfuckers need to quit using urban dictionary as a means to tell somebody you either like or dislike them
Friend: Yup, that shit is pretty pathetic
Friend: Yup, that shit is pretty pathetic
by thebadwrench April 21, 2018
