Parent

someone who devotes their life to making yours a living hell

Person A: My parents are being bigots again
Person B: oof m8 same

by owo hecc September 23, 2018

Parents

1. The types of people who make me have no other choice but to obey them because I can't "make my own decisions".

2. People who think they own me and persuade me to everything they do is right and us teens know what is wrong and right.
3. People who tell me to do my work but when I get like 1 page undone in this book or that packet they scold me for being a total faliure and completely demotivate me, the cycle never ends until i turn 18 and im probably gonna be a hobo by now
4. People who be nice to my friends parents or my friends alone but when it comes to me they're a total monster
5. People who take away something that I need, not video games but my entire lunch/dinner.

Friend: hey can i have candy can please
Mom: yeah sure!!
Child: can i have an eighth of his candy can please?
Mom: NO REMEMBER YOU HAVE 40 MATH PAGES TO DO
Child: But that's too much work for a 6th gr-
Mom: NO SHUT UP EITHER YOU DO 80 PAGES OR YOU GET GROUNDED
Friend: too much wor-
Mom: Oh ok let's decrease it to 79

Child: hey can i have a quarter i need it to buy a ruler from a guy over there
Dad: Oh that guy? HE'S UNTRUSTABLE KID UR GROUNDED
Friend: hey can i have a dollar to buy gummy worms from a guy over there
Dad: Here take 100 dollars

Child: I hate parents
Mom and Dad: S P A N K
Friend: I hate everyone in the world and im gonna slaughter them one by one
Mom and Dad: oh ok

by backwards_cones March 2, 2021

Parents

Something That I Don't Have.

Person 1 "Hey What Are Parents?" Person 2 "I Don't Know"

by Tantromium May 29, 2021

Parente

A very hairy male with small genitals. It’s common for them to walk slightly hunched over and not move their arms while doing so. Scientists believe a Parente is the closest thing to a Neanderthal alive today He’s in the friend zone with females.

I met a guy last night. A total Parente. He won’t ever touch these titties.

by The G Ome September 3, 2022

parents

the lil fucks who come in to your room and somehow always manage to leave the door open. as well as the people who will call your name 50,000 times and when you answer they go silent and then proceed to come a lecture you or something, and then leave your door open. best people ever am i right?

"i love my parents," - no one

by best mother fucker May 27, 2019

parentitis

A horrible condition afflicting only adults that results in feminine screeches and incessant nonsensical arguing with pseudo-logic that is accepted as reality by the contractor of this ailment, it is actually an airborn parasite that can be contracted by close contact with the infected person. There is no cure and the parasite is invisible to medical devices and blends perfectly with the lung, making surgical removal impossible. It can only be detected while an infected person is present while another non infected individual is there disobeying commands given to them, verbal or otherwise. The disease largely results in a case of junioritis for teens and young adults exposed. In young people the parasite can be fought off, but only by browsing obscene amounts of dank memes.

My mum contracted parentitis last week, and I can still hear her screeching about grounding me… wait… she is screeching about grounding me, GOTTARUNBYE.

by Darkstripe Blueflame January 28, 2016

parents

The people who gave up everything for you. Parents are the people who wiped your ass, tried to make everything fun for you, lost their looks worrying about you, and slaved away at a job they hated just to try and give you a decent life.

You thank your parents for their love and devotion by being a teenage asshole who thinks she knows everything.

by momvswild September 28, 2017