slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

Fuck it pappys

A term used to describe to someone that life doesn't matter anymore, you don't know who you are anymore, you could really give two shits about anyone or anything, and basically want to get shwasted in a way that breaks world records.

I was supposed to get married to my wife but "fuck it pappys"

I went to talk to the marine officer about joining and he started rambling about procedures and discipline, so I walked out whilst saying "fuck it pappys"

by Lcs finest August 18, 2014

Pappy Cap

The caps that old men (Pappys) wear. You can tell if the car infront of you is going to be a pain in the butt if the driver is wearing one.

Hey man, dont let this car get infront of you, the driver is wearing a Pappy Cap!

by the_real_zacker July 21, 2012

Pappi

A word to describe Kyle Brown, a boy with a calorie addiction and has a bigger chest than half the girls in the year.

Oh look there’s Pappi lifting the 50 dumbbells

by burnsm26 February 15, 2021

Slap Happy Grand Pappy

An old man that loves to slap during sex.

(From Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Jared: Oh, man. My dad's a Slap Happy Grand Pappy
Mike: Sorry to hear that.

by SeevaGooner March 28, 2023