padala

To shank or to completly miss a shot

wow did you see that game yesterday, that was a complete padala

by boomboompowinator January 21, 2010

parafiddle

The act of fingering a woman using the rhythmic pattern of a paradiddle with your middle and ring fingers.

Adam: I parafiddled her hard last night in the coalition.

by AdamDe123 November 15, 2013

Padankle

Padankle means to pee in the shower.

I padankled.
She likes to padankle.

Who else padankles?

by coooooooooooooooooolllllllllll June 21, 2014

padalino

An incredibly small penis, usually rather fat. Like a chode.

Man, yiu fucked that kid, dosent he have a padalino?

by Bantasanta June 12, 2016

parafalunctant

Anything in a state of fucked upness

That niggas hair is parafalunctant

by HeyZeusCrease April 12, 2017

Padawn

Padawn- Noun. “The highly intelligent form of spelling Padawan for those who are knowledgeable, smart, intelligent, highly capable, and it is not worth their time to spell out PADAWAN”
Country of Origin: Star Wars Country

Ava thought she was smart for correcting Noah’s spelling of Padawan but was ignorant and did not know of Padawn.

by DictionaryWiz2000 November 25, 2019

Paraffax

Paraffax is like Parallax, except instead of objects it’s facts being distorted.
n. The gap between what you actually said and how somebody interpreted it (often due to ideological brainwashing).
n. A change in the apparent position of an fact relative to different viewpoints, caused by a change in the receiver's ideological bias towards the fact (and/or speaker of the fact).

When asked by the interviewer who was funnier, Men or Women, Adam Carolla responded that Men were funnier, in general. Due to Paraffax, the interviewer interpreted this as Carolla saying that Women aren’t funny. Period.

by AbeLopezAuthor March 28, 2020