pasty face

one who sits inside all day doing nothing but play on an electronic device while the weather outside is nice

"what are you doing today?" "oh im playing video games" "fucking pasty face"

by molly486 March 17, 2009

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smash your pasty

to insert your penis into a vagina

im going to smash your pasty, adam lankford smashed her pasty, fumper would like to smash pasty, lets go pasty smashing, smash your pasty,

by fumper69 December 22, 2009

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pabst smear

when you drink to much Pabst blue ribbon the night before and you have beer fart's all the next day..you get smoker's breath on youre draw's

I have a big ol' pabst smear on my favorite pant's

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

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The beer of choice among poor, northern folk. The beer teenage kids steal from their parents because it's been in the back of the fridge/in the basement since 1982. A beer that, if drank often, will keep your shit liquid for a week straight. This beer should be drank by all beer drinkers so they can truly appreciate how great their usual, non-Pabst, beer tastes.

I drank Mich-Golden last night and had the first solid shit I've had in four years (True story)

by Pabst12 March 24, 2005

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pabst blue ribbon

The beer comprized primarily of water, wheat, hops, smegma, and very very tiny butthairs. The butthairs are used for extra "ass" flavor. This exquisite and refined taste is directly reflected in the cost per can. Do not look for this product in a bottle because it's easier for the people at the factory to piss straight into a can.

Dude 1: Dude, you're getting PBR?
Dude 2: Well yeah dude, we're going to a party.
Dude 1: Ohhh, in case you leave the case there!
Dude 2: Exactly.

by Happy Bobby January 3, 2005

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