poontang smacker

-One who can really please the clitoris.

-when one smacks a girls pussy during the act of intercourse

Girl 1: did you go out with that guy you met on Christian mingle last night
Girl 2: yeah but he was a huge poontang smacker which I enjoyed but a good Christian woman like me shouldn't be enjoying.

by Really tan shiba inu June 26, 2015

poontang drought

When a man or gay female hasn't had any pussy for substantial amount of time.

-Bro, i really need to get laid. Like bad.
-Oh really, broseph? Are you in a poontang drought?

by the_wolfy March 04, 2014

Poontang Pummel

When you really hate a bitch and want to knock them into the next dimension

That bitch Amy needs a poontang pummel

by Badbitchb23 January 20, 2024

Poontang Boomerang

Descriptive name given to a man's severely curved member.

"She was more than intrigued by the shape of my Johnson. Told you Dude, it's a Poontang Boomerang!"

by BigBS67 December 16, 2021

pineapple poontang

The act of eating pineapple while licking a woman’s genitals. Giving her a tingling feeling on her lower parts.

Yo, we should buy some pineapple! I wanted to give Jenna the pineapple poontang later tonight.

by Newbie squid licker January 22, 2024

poontang partner

a poontang partner is a woman's lesbian partner

Guy: Why were you kissing that woman?
Woman: Well, when I found out she was a single lesbian like me, I asked her to be my girlfriend. She said yes and now she is my poontang partner!

by llamacat88 March 16, 2012