PHD

Physically Hilarious Dick

Tieagan walked up to Cambria go warn her that Joe had a PHD.

by DB190208KS October 17, 2017

PhD

Acronym for Poor, Hungry, & Desperate individuals.

Tiffany: I think it’s so sad there are thousands of PhDs out in the world!

Britt: … Since when did medical professionals gain such a bad rep??

Tiffany: No no, not doctors. The PhD I’m talking about stands for Poor, Hungry, and Desperate people.

Britt: Ooh! Yea, that’s pretty sucky…

by redbirds003 August 14, 2024

PHD

Pretty Heady Dank

you aint got no knowledge if you aint got no PHD son.

by abbycidddy March 29, 2011

COD PhD

Somebody who has played so much call of duty that they think they know everything there is to know about guns, when in reality they dont know what the fuck the safety does.

two guys watching a war movie
1:man that is bs! you have to shoot somebody 2 times with a pistol to kill them!
2: nice to know that you have your COD PhD...

by Derpatitus H. July 29, 2012

PHD

Pretty Huge Dick.

Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick
I always had a PHD: a Pretty Huge Dick

by Plz.Send.Nudes March 8, 2017

PHD

phd is the abbreviation for Pretty Huge Dick. This was something said by Superwog in the “if wogs were on the bachelor” video.

“Yeah I have a phd…pretty huge dick *proceeds to laugh smugly*

by SUPERWOGFAN100 December 3, 2023

PHD

Pump Hump and Dump.
A guido or muscle heads philosophy of life. You hit the gym for the Pump, use your gains to find a girl to Hump, and when she gets feeling you give her a Dump.

What's your philosophy on life?
Me? well it's PHD

by bigspence June 28, 2021