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Grand Opening

The deflowering of a girl.
She had her grand opening...with the ribbon, mayor and giant scissors!
by Jay Mott November 13, 2016
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French Opening

Noun:
The butthole.

Verb:
The opening of the anus.

Synonyms:
Corn Chute, Turd Tunnel, Crap Cannon, Shit Shooter, Balloon Knot, Monkey Button, Portal to Paradise, Stink star, Hershey Highway, Shit Pit, Brown Eye, Chocolate Starfish, Rusty Bullet Hole, Rusty Sheriffs Badge.
Shaun: I was in the French Opening yesterday for my first time!
Kurt: Oh, I love tennis!
Shaun: No, I mean my boyfriends French Opening.
by Christiangirlss June 3, 2017
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dutch opening

When in the Dutch oven, someone lifts up the blanket to let some fresh air in. Often followed by another round of suffocating, rancid farts.
I thought the Dutch oven incident was over but it turned out it was just a Dutch opening
by Dellamia September 6, 2017
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auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon

Weird event where a medicine cabinet door is witnessed to automatically open on its own.
Did you see that medicine cabinet door open on its own??? Must be that auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon!
by Perry Menos December 20, 2019
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fundament opening

Make sure you thoroughly wipe your fundament opening to avoid getting dingleberries.
by Kontrolfreak February 5, 2020
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latex opening

the latex opening is

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\tolerance=1
\emergencystretch=\maxdimen
\hyphenpenalty=10000
\hbadness=10000
\usepackagemargin=1cm,top=1.5cm,bottom=1.5cm{geometry}
\usepackage{tikz}
\usetikzlibrary{calc,angles,positioning,intersections,quotes,decorations.markings}
\newcommand{\dlim}{\displaystyle \lim}
\newcommand{\dint}{\displaystyle \int}
\newcommand{\doint}{\displaystyle \oint}
\newcommand{\dilog}{\operatorname{Li}_2}
\newcommand{\cis}1{\operatorname{cis}\left({#1}\right)}
\newcommand{\dprod}{\displaystyle\prod}
\newcommand{\dsum}{\displaystyle \sum}
\newcommand{\cycsum}{\sum_{\text{cyc}}}
\newcommand{\symsum}{\sum_{\text{sym}}}
\newcommand{\dcycsum}{\displaystyle\cycsum}
\newcommand{\dsymsum}{\displaystyle\symsum}
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\newcommand{\symprod}{\prod_{\text{sym}}}
\newcommand{\dcycprod}{\displaystyle\cycprod}
\newcommand{\dsymprod}{\displaystyle\symprod}
\newcommand{\cbrt}{\sqrt3}
\renewcommand{\r}{\\\\}
\renewcommand{\vec}{\mathbf}
\renewcommand{\geq}{\geqslant}
\renewcommand{\leq}{\leqslant}
\renewcommand{\bar}{\overline}
\newenvironment{amatrix}1{%

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\end{array}\right)
}
\RaggedRight
"Well, you see, in order to latex successfully you need to fucking memorise the latex opening which is annoying as shit"
by Dexatric January 23, 2021
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Tanner Opening

When you attack with only your king in chess and win
I beat this guy in chess with the tanner opening
by Tannerbarb771 March 19, 2021
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