A tantrum like behavior, usually exhibited by adolescent males, where a person will literally or figuratively roll around on the floor in a whiney & depressive manner. Floor rolling is most commonly practiced in the hopes of gaining sympathy and attention as a victim of some exaggerated personal tragedy that, relative to the rest of humanity, is miniscule.
Kanye was such a floor roller at the VMAs when Taylor Swift won that award, it wasn't about about him. Nobody gives a shit about his feelings anymore, he's been a constant floor roller for years since that tantrum on MTV.
by L-Dub Elie March 12, 2018
by L.W. and J.S. October 07, 2011
From old blues songs, particularly the Chicago style; a reference to the location in the slaughterhouse where the stock was killed and then butchered, hence a scene of danger, difficulty, bloodshed, etc.
by jeff August 08, 2004
a drum used in a drumset that is placed on a floor. its the most crucial of the drums, no matter what anybody tries to tell you.
That floor tom breakdown needed more floor tom
by Edddddddddddddddddddd June 25, 2005
Timelessly brilliant with a nostalgic yet edgy twist and a primordial soul shaking vibe.
The term originated in the 1980s when many night clubs and discotheques began to employ synthetic flooring, as opposed to the classic wood, which everyone knew made a much better D floor. People reacted bitterly, clinging to the vestiges of wooden flooring that symbolised the last decades of proper dancing in clubs. Like apes imprisoned in a concrete jungle, they craved their native wooded climes and the comforting feel of their calloused feet rhythmically pounding the lush forest floor.
The term has now experienced a resurgence in both hipster and mainstream counterculture, proving to be surprisingly versatile.
The term originated in the 1980s when many night clubs and discotheques began to employ synthetic flooring, as opposed to the classic wood, which everyone knew made a much better D floor. People reacted bitterly, clinging to the vestiges of wooden flooring that symbolised the last decades of proper dancing in clubs. Like apes imprisoned in a concrete jungle, they craved their native wooded climes and the comforting feel of their calloused feet rhythmically pounding the lush forest floor.
The term has now experienced a resurgence in both hipster and mainstream counterculture, proving to be surprisingly versatile.
'Say Mohammed, have you seen that gal Deirdre? '
'Have I ever Charles! She is FINE on the forest floor!'
'Helga! can you pass me that marsupial?'
'Sure thing Gunther, here you are on the forest floor'
'This is the best day of my life on the forest floor!'
'Have I ever Charles! She is FINE on the forest floor!'
'Helga! can you pass me that marsupial?'
'Sure thing Gunther, here you are on the forest floor'
'This is the best day of my life on the forest floor!'
by Panic_Mechanic October 22, 2015
What you add to the food you eat when you drop it on the floor....bacteria. The shit that gets picked up when you use the five second rule
Don't eat anything that was wet that dropped on the floor. Or else the floor spice will turn into e.coli
by Mistahtom@aol.com February 20, 2006
A Neoconservative. One who accepts the RNC talking points without question. From an advertisement which appears on most right-wing blogs: a muscular man claims you can "master your body weight" via exercises that appear to involve humping the floor.
by uwg August 20, 2006