Penis Tear

The last drop of cum that can be squeezed out of the penis after ejaculating.
Shit I didn't get that last penis tear out.

I got a penis tear in my boxers.
by Free Dan January 25, 2013
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Poop tears

"Man, that was a good dump."
"Hold up. Are those poop tears?"
by copybarber February 02, 2012
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red tears

It when you are bleeding on your face and crying and the blood runs with the tears so they look red.
1. There's a fight tomorrow, he'll be crying red tears.
2.I'll make you cry red tears bitch
by Elletheblueberry September 07, 2006
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Bored to tears

A combination of being both bored and tired, which commonly occurs during a boring ass class, and not enough sleep, also called being bored shitless.
Partying late on a Sunday, or just staying up at night on a school night batin or doing late homework can lead to this the next day in class.
Teacher:

Slope is calculated by measuring the height and the length of any part of the ramp. The slope is the. . .

Me: (stapling my eraser to form of a smiley face because i'm bored to tears)
by Boredhuh June 30, 2011
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Tears of themis

Artem from Tears of themis are hot

The mihoyo's new otome game Tears of themis are pretty good
by ChiGemok October 04, 2021
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Vale of Tears

When one's life is so despairingly bad. The expression “vale of tears” goes back to pious sentiments that consider life on earth to be a series of sorrows to be left behind when we go on to a better world in Heaven. It conjures up an image of a suffering traveler laboring through a valley (“vale” ) of troubles and sorrow. “Veil of tears” is poetic sounding, but it’s a mistake.
"Frank's life is such a vale of tears" said Charlottle. Everyone solemnly agreed.
by Colonel Duck June 22, 2011
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Milky Tears

A man pulls his slimy bratwurst out of a woman's facial cock holster. Then proceeds to blow a huge load of love juice in and around the woman's eyes. The face your female companion makes with semen running out of her eyes makes it look like she is crying. Thus giving her milky tears.
Brutus gave Jan some Milky Tears in an outhouse at a Nascar Race!
by RonMexico8585 September 27, 2009
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