omfgiwtfkms

Oh My F***ing God I Want To Kill My Self, a phrase often said and thought of when writing your three page essay on irrelevant bullshit

"What the hell do dogs have to do with Global Warming? omfgiwtfkms...."

by Irrelevant Dreamer 101 January 27, 2018

omfgicbtjh

Stands for "Oh my fucking God, I can't believe that just happened.
Use it when omfg isn't good enough.

Person: "I just had sex with your wife."
person 2: "omfgicbtjh"
Person: "What the hell are you saying?"
person 2: " s h u s h "

by mlo12345 May 15, 2018

omfg

means "oh my fucking god". Used when surprised and when omg just is not enough.

"omfg did you see Chris today? He is sooo hot!"

by zachwtflmao February 6, 2019

omfgsfd

MISS KEISHA! MISS KEISHA! *slaps doll repetatively*

ohmyfuckingodshefuckindead :/

yea lol it's a vine... OMFGSFD = Oh My Fuckin' God She Fuckin' Dead

kat: walter got a gf

bert:

bert: omfgsfd

by anonymous November 5, 2020

Omfgycbs

Oh my fucking god you can't be serious

Person: How do I keep loosing??
*dies*
Person: Omfgycbs

by goreluvr May 13, 2021

OMFP

Own Mother Fucking Program!

A deviation of a Military slang for when a person is on their own thing.

SSgt: "We must be OFP again huh, Lance Corporal?

LCpl: "Being on my own motherfucking program IS my billet SSgt."
SSgt: "Oh really? We'll see about that during PT tomorrow."
LCpl: "I'll be OMFP then too SSgt."
SSgt: *RAGES*

by cm0 November 9, 2022

OMFGDMT

texting language, SHORT for Oh My Fucking, God Dammit.

"OMFGDMT, this crap is difficult."

by brainboy2487 March 23, 2008