Oatmeal Blister

When a large puddle of semen is left on the body after ejaculation.

I left an oatmeal blister on her nose.

by Chris Hart July 1, 2005

Octomom

Nadya Suleman. An unmarried woman who decided to artificially produce 8 babies with assisted reproductive technology. The phenomenon of her surviving octuplets gave rise to her name, the "octomom".

It's a bird, it's a plane...no, it's an octomom!

by ohhappydays February 14, 2009

Oatmeal Party

Noun. An activity in which babyfurs, a subset of the larger Furry fandom, gather in a private place, usually in a hotel room at a furcon, perform oatmeal enemas on themselves and eachother, followed by putting on a diaper or some other youthful garments (overalls are also common) then defecating the oatmeal in to the garments. Optional but common practices in addition to this includes but is not limited to: consumption of the results of the enemas straight from the diapers, switching "loaded" diapers with other babyfurs, and wrapping the "loaded" diapers around their faces while doing whippets.

I was invited to a oatmeal party tonight. They said it was open door but I am pretty sure that con staff will ban them if they don't keep it closed door. Oh well.

by Mambo Breaker November 22, 2010

search engine optomization

If you are putting links within search engines,that goes by reviews of blogs or internet posts;if its the case that when you click the link in google ectera,that afther you click the link then it goes to the post or blog ect.(this meaning that you can read the blog that was posted,or the info post,without clicking another link afther the link in the search engine,
before you review the post.This will not count reviews of how many peopled viewed the post threw where ever the main link was at when the post was posted.Even though they have services in general that moniter serch engine links;by google ect.
like atwatch.com and internet seer monitoring.com.....

search engine optomization
this is an actual list of regardless devon victorys post review [e-mail] by main links with out counting the reviews by search engine links..

talk show------------reviews
Jerry Springer 67
american idol 36
jay leno 64
david letterman 64
conan obrian 62
jimmel kimmel 60
craig ferguson 61
the view 83
ellen 74
tyra banks 75
martha stewert 65
keith ablow 64
oprah winfrey 85
phill mcgee 45
carson daly 65
jon stewrt 48
megan molly 69
rosie o donnel 55
dr laura 46
tv talk shows 45
today show 59
early show 60

The average years it takes estimated on all post posted @ tv talk show .com to get too 2000 reviews is about one year or one year in a halph...these reviews i have just showed you are reviews of about three months...

by regardless devon victory June 30, 2008

oatmeal life

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

Thank You

by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 30, 2005

shit in the oatmeal

Pertains to really botching up a situation and/or the process of choking in a sports situation.

Tends to portray totally fucking up someone's blissful morning moments and can be followed with equally impressive screw-up scenarios -- however the act of finding a turd in one's oatmeal is the trigger-phrase.

What the hell was he thinking with that presentation?? Jesus-f'ing-christ, he really shit in the oatmeal this time -- and wiped his ass with the omellete!!

All they had to do was make 3 free-throws at the end of the game -- they really shit in the oatmeal that game.

by donkeykongdick January 15, 2008

Octomom

What happened when the now unemployed former James Bond girl Octopussy got pregnant.

Octopussy got pregnant and became Octomom.

by neologlunatic July 13, 2009