up satan's left nostril

Used to describe something lost in an area usually frequented by the speaker after they have checked every possible location it could be.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen the tea I bought last week?

Person 2: No, where did you lose it?

Person 1: In my apartment. I've turned the place upside down and the only place it could at this point be would be up satan's left nostril.
by ScrunglyBingus February 27, 2023
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Nostril gators

It's an aligator protecting in an around the nostril ensuring safety to the nostril at all times
by Kim mckee August 01, 2016
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nostril hair

Nostril hair can give you boogers that drip into your mouth.
Look at your nostril hairs, their so long.
by Pablo.Man April 01, 2017
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cock nostrils

Someone with nostrils so large you could slide your dick right up their nose.
man, have you seen keisha's cock nostrils?

yea! aw sick dude!
by Mr motherfucker January 28, 2017
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nostrilize

The act of adding nostrils to a creature/object.
Person 1: Have you finished sculpting the statue yet?
Person 2: One second I just have to nostrilize it.
by moonarm September 04, 2020
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Nostril Projection

The act of blowing something out of your nose so hard, your soul leaves your body through your nose along with boogers, snot, blood or anything else that comes out at a high-velocity. Things that come out of your nose at a high-velocity are also known themselves as nostril projections.
"Dude, I just went from snot rocket to a full-on nostril projection! Wait, is that my body down there on the ground? And why did my booger break the window?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 07, 2023
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wet nostril

wow thats a moisturized nose orifice
oh you mean a wet nostril
by crabbyPattyFormula April 24, 2019
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