Chuck Norris 

A retarded fundamentalist Christian who thinks that the 2'000 year old piece of shit known as the Bible should be taught in school as fact. Oh, and he's a shit actor

Chuck Norris: Hi, I'm Chuck Norris.
Me: You fucking suck. *roundhouse kicks him in the balls*

Chuck Norris by Someone With Common Sense April 18, 2012

chuck norris 

A sexual act during doggystle in which the man or strap-on lesbo steps over and around the receiver's head with the leading leg, followed by a back roundhouse kick to the head with the hind leg, all in one smooth badass motion.

Dude, this bitch ended up bein the freak of the century, so after I came in her ass I gave her the ol' chuck norris for good measure.

chuck norris by Skeeter McGantry September 13, 2008

cuck norris 

1. The opposite of chuck Norris

2. a higher level of cuckold never thought obtainable.. until now

*a lonesome cuck walks into a bar*
random guy: why hello cuck Norris. aint you in the wrong place?

cuck norris by big blue foe March 28, 2018

Chuck Norris 

When a women refuses to have sex with you, you round-house kick the bitch upside the head. You then proceed to have sex with her unconscious body.

Dude i put Bonnie in the hospital by giving her the chuck norris. I made up for it by buying her the whole first season of Walker Texas Ranger.

Chuck Norris by schlogden February 19, 2008

chuck norris 

Chuck Norris is a very talented actress.
Being called Chuck Norris is definently a compliment.

0/\/\f9 n041o u m_mMa 1z 7e}-{ Chuck Norris 4i97!!

chuck norris by i <3 chuck! March 21, 2003

chuck norris 

A person that has been given way to much credit, and who has atracted the eyes of many faggots out there! They talk so much abot him, that i think that there is a Chuck Norris bible out there some where! Chuck norris goes by 3 known names...

-Chuck Norris (obviously)
-Walker (comma) Texas Ranger
-God

Hey, how many people did Chuck norris killed this episode? 50? 60?

chuck norris by Jordan IV of the dark warrior of the northern seas of all hate and evil August 2, 2006

Lando Norris 

The most gorgeous human being on the planet
the definition of perfect

lando norris is perfection

Lando Norris by hari bolsac June 21, 2021