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Noodling

Verb-The act of wiggling your toe or toes into someones ass crack (or hole) when they are bent over. Noodle, noodled
I bent over in front of my husband and he started noodling my ass!
by heywoodgblowme September 5, 2013
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Noodles

Weak string-like little arms that shake and quiver under strain during weight room activities.
Look at Jesse's noodles going crazy while he's trying to bench.
by Yamy152 August 26, 2008
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noodle

In Chandler's words, a combination of the words "new" and "poodle".
You know, your new poodle could be your noodle!
by ' heather; June 28, 2006
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noodle

a long stringy thing that slides out of your bum when you are happy
" a noodle came out of my bum today"
by The cool noodle February 23, 2003
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noodle

someone drunk engaging in foolish activities and is easy to be pushed over at Shippensburg University.
Helen and Blake you are acting like such noodles!

Oh no you guys! I'm being a noodle!

noodlenoodlenoodlenoodlenoodle!!!!
by snuggiebear December 10, 2009
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Noodling

The act of Fabio making noodles. This definition came to be in the internet series, "Mano a mano en el bano" featuring Fabio battling Isaiah Mustafa for the spot as the Old Spice guy.
Adam: "Dude, did you see Fabio noodling in mano a mano en el bano?"

Dan: "Yeah man, I felt gay after watching that" -_-
by Nenny524 July 28, 2011
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Noodle

At university, a slack-jawed person who does not contribute in any way despite having paid thousands of dollars to attend the class.

Also, one who attends class only to aquire a degree, without any desire to improve themself personally.
I used to be keen, but by forth year I was a noodle, grab the degree and get the frack out.
by Christoper M Norton December 9, 2008
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