(n00b) Not to be confused with the words 'newb' or 'newbie'. A noob is someone who either a) has been playing a game or doing something for a long time and still just doesn't get it or is horrible b) Has been playing a game for a short period of time and asks questions that the answers are in plain view (yes, sometimes 'noob' and 'newbie' cross paths.
a) 'This noob is posting chain mail, thinking he's going to get a free ipod!'
b) noob / newb - 'Where's the 'a' key on the keyboard?'
b) noob / newb - 'Where's the 'a' key on the keyboard?'
by Annaleise C August 02, 2007
by NOOBIAN August 26, 2007
Bully: Ewwww look a noob!
Noob: :(
--- New player type ----
Nice person: are you a noob at this game?
Noob: yeah
Nice person: okay! I'll show you the controls!
Noob: thanks 😁
Noob: :(
--- New player type ----
Nice person: are you a noob at this game?
Noob: yeah
Nice person: okay! I'll show you the controls!
Noob: thanks 😁
by HelloNeighborPlaysYT July 24, 2017
The signature phrase of the inarticulate, insipid, autocratic jackass who spends the majority of his/her time playing video games. The giver of this insult should be on the receiving end of most other insults.
Mike: Your such a noob
John: (upon receiving this insult, realizes that Mike is among those afflicted with video game obsession, and instead of wasting his time with a comeback, moves on with his life)
John: (upon receiving this insult, realizes that Mike is among those afflicted with video game obsession, and instead of wasting his time with a comeback, moves on with his life)
by Slowhand88 November 27, 2007
A noob is someone who is either 1.) A person who is a new player to a game and/or online community. 2.) A player of a game/member of an online community that is highly disruptive to said game/community due to either asking stupid questions, inciting single-person uprisings against the established society, harassing other players/members, or spamming.
1. "That noob just registered five minutes ago!"
2. "Joe is such a noob, he's trying to get the administrator banned again!"
2. "Joe is such a noob, he's trying to get the administrator banned again!"
by bambi_12 May 12, 2007
Proper usage:
A noun used to designate someone as one who is not very good at a video game and refuses to improve.
i.e.: "You are a noob."
Improper usage:
An adjective used to describe someone who is not very good at a video game and refuses to improve.
i.e.: "You are noob."
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Don't use it as an adjective, it makes you look dumb!
A noun used to designate someone as one who is not very good at a video game and refuses to improve.
i.e.: "You are a noob."
Improper usage:
An adjective used to describe someone who is not very good at a video game and refuses to improve.
i.e.: "You are noob."
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Don't use it as an adjective, it makes you look dumb!
by Downvoting Victim September 15, 2021