Pigeon Skills

To be able to spin yeast based carbohydrates upon mouth or beak, similar to a pigeon. Also used in reference to someone lying through their teeth in a well-conceived manner.

Guy 1- Fuck, did you just see that Blackbird in your garden?

Guy 2-Pigeon skills!
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Man 1- I never stole your idea for this story lad, you know you can count on me.

Man 2- Bollocks. It's got Pigeon Skills written all over it.

by SummerOnions April 22, 2009

Skill Issue

"Skill Issue" is a phrase or term often used and inserted into conversations regarding video games or other media. The phrase is used to deem a failure or other similar scenario where the player is not successful and they proceed to blame it on the factors of the game or their opponents, when it is in fact, their fault. It can be used both as a genuine criticism of someone's skill, or ironically when it is in fact a factor completely out of their control to serve as a joke. It can also be used in real-life scenarios or other forms of non-video game media, where it is used as a video game related substitute to make a statement ironically or humorously.

Scenario 1: Genuinely

Person 1: Dude, how did I die there? That guy's got to be hacking! That's unfair
Person 2: I dunno, seems like a skill issue.
Scenario 2: Sarcastically/Ironically
Person 1: What? My internet just went out and I got disconnected! That sucks!
Person 2: (Sarcastically) Skill Issue.
Scenario 3: Unrelated to game
Person 1: Wow, I did not expect Iron Man to die at the end of Avengers: Endgame.
Person 2: (Mockingly) Iron Man had a Skill Issue, just don't die, LOL.

by o7_ January 12, 2022

mad skills

1. good skills.
2. something people say when they do something cool in either a sport, or a video game.

"I've got mad skills, biotch!"

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 20, 2003

skill core

The dumbass, ip grabbing, mod abusing former mod from steak's grill. This core is composed of ip grabbing, being a stupid 9 year old and having invisible status when on "breaks"!

Person 1: "That hacker ip grabbed me!
Person 2: "That's so skill core"

by leechgamercool August 14, 2023

the skills of mad

just another way of saying mad skills

-How'd you get a 100 on that test?
-Cause i have the skills of mad!

by kate w. January 2, 2006

Air Skill

A concept of movement commonly found in video games, where a character can lunge forward mid-jump without any form of grounding or leverage. Similar to a double-jump, except it may not increase elevation.

Speaker 1: Agh! This gap is too wide to cross!
Speaker 2: Use your air skill to cross it!

by Turboplant June 9, 2010

buffalo skills

Having skills in equal proportion to that of a buffalo.

Comment: Wow, that back flip took buffalo skills, yo.
Response: Word.

by blu3ad3pt1 April 26, 2004