A car from the Nissan Z line that originated from the Datsun Z line. Known as a sports/Grand touring car. Used to make ricer vehicles. Also many had problems with the power steering failing.
"Look at that ricer over there! It's a Nissan 370Z"
"I went off the road because the power steering in my Nissan 370Z went out!"
"I went off the road because the power steering in my Nissan 370Z went out!"
by Ironleal February 13, 2018
Get the Nissan 370z mug.The R32 is commonly michmached with trains, voltswaggon golfs and ... BMWs? The Skyline R32 is acctualy a fast car from the late 80s through early 90s. It is slow for a sports car, but it is like 32 years old, but even with a 32 year old RB26 engine, it REALLY dominates. You can get a DETT package for the engine that ... I don't acctualy know, but it makes it faster! It has Altez something that Nissan stole from Porsche... acctualy I think that's the other way around. Anyway, it gives the front wheels power when the rear wheels slip and it also has 4 wheel steering, yet it isn't a monster truck, it's rear wheels only move a bit, but with the 4 wheel drive and steering, the car dominates most courses. It was banned from type A races that only allowed lightly, and I mean LIGHTLY modified production sports cars that standard people could buy because it was quite literally TOO FAST. Well , they banned 4 wheel drive because of it at least. The r33, r34, and r35 are faster, but y'know, engine mods for 33, larger RB28 for r34, LAUNCH CONTROL for the R35?!? Hmm. But yea, the r32 is awesome. All the Skylines have problems, of course, the r30-32 have rust, the r33 has heater problems, the r34 has transmition problems, and the r35 forgot to braket the back of the transmition down. But we, and I, still love them. I'm sorry r33, at least I appreciate you.
Bro, Look at that R32!
Dude. That's a voltswaggon. It's a Golf.
Not that! THAT!
HOLY SMOKES A TRAIN.
No, I mean-
That's an R33. It's nice, but it's an R33. It has a long light at the bottom of the two circle tail lights.
THAT!
OH HOLY SMOKES AN ACCTUAL NISSAN SKYLINE GTR R32 I GOTTA GO SAY HI
Told you so
Shut it. RB26 DETT BABYYY
Dude. That's a voltswaggon. It's a Golf.
Not that! THAT!
HOLY SMOKES A TRAIN.
No, I mean-
That's an R33. It's nice, but it's an R33. It has a long light at the bottom of the two circle tail lights.
THAT!
OH HOLY SMOKES AN ACCTUAL NISSAN SKYLINE GTR R32 I GOTTA GO SAY HI
Told you so
Shut it. RB26 DETT BABYYY
by SKYLINE R32 AND LEXUS ES liker September 01, 2022
Get the NISSAN SKYLINE GTR R32 mug.One of the most common cars you'll find in shitty areas. Its transmission has a maximum life of 3 years. Reputation is nowhere near as bad as the Altima, but be careful if this vehicle is behind you.
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Get the Nissan Sentra mug.Piece of shit car that only people with a Long John Silver's Addiction drive. They also have a credit score so deplorable that even the most scummy loan shark will not give them a cent.
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Get the Nissan mug.A guy with a tiny dick but when erected it turns into a horse cock. It's usually a hot guy with blond hair, very popular, but a "Nissan" will never grow taller than 6 feet.
After seeing a tiny dick in the shower room, but hearing he's a monster in the bedroom. "That guy has got to be a Nissan".
by Phoenix having a go November 23, 2021
Get the Nissan mug.Ohh man. The nissan xterra. For people who cant afford a toyota and are smart enough not to get a jeep, the nissan xterra had 2 model years official model years, but 3 styles.
2000-2004 - the first xterras, relatively reliable had 2 front ends the square light and bugeye these came with the 2.4l i4, 3.3l v6, and a fucking SUPERCHARGED 3.3l v6, because who doesnt love a little bitta whining from your car when your spouse already does that
2005-2008 - sketchy year of the xterra, they usually get this fucking thing called SMOD which is where the radiator fluid mixes with the tranny fluid and it fucks the transmission to death. And the timing chain tentioner guide could fuck up cus of the guide is FUCKING PLASTIC, the engine options for this were the vq40de, but it wasnt “solved”
2009 - the first year of the facelift, same issues as the non facelift
2010-2015 - the relatively safe years of xterras, feturing the 4.0 vq40DE that had all the issues solved for the most part, just do oil changes and youre peachy.
Now that we got all the fun stuff outta the way lets break into the other bullshittery. Money. How much money does it take to fill up this beast
Well, at the time of writing this it is 50 bucks for a full tank and it drinks gas like a alchoholic drinks coors lite or jack Daniels. It drinks. So be prepared to crack into your collage fund or whatever to fuel this absolute tank.
2000-2004 - the first xterras, relatively reliable had 2 front ends the square light and bugeye these came with the 2.4l i4, 3.3l v6, and a fucking SUPERCHARGED 3.3l v6, because who doesnt love a little bitta whining from your car when your spouse already does that
2005-2008 - sketchy year of the xterra, they usually get this fucking thing called SMOD which is where the radiator fluid mixes with the tranny fluid and it fucks the transmission to death. And the timing chain tentioner guide could fuck up cus of the guide is FUCKING PLASTIC, the engine options for this were the vq40de, but it wasnt “solved”
2009 - the first year of the facelift, same issues as the non facelift
2010-2015 - the relatively safe years of xterras, feturing the 4.0 vq40DE that had all the issues solved for the most part, just do oil changes and youre peachy.
Now that we got all the fun stuff outta the way lets break into the other bullshittery. Money. How much money does it take to fill up this beast
Well, at the time of writing this it is 50 bucks for a full tank and it drinks gas like a alchoholic drinks coors lite or jack Daniels. It drinks. So be prepared to crack into your collage fund or whatever to fuel this absolute tank.
Trail goer #1 - “hey is that tom in his new SUV? What is that?”
Trail goer #2 - “doesnt look like a 4-runner to me”
Tom - “you guys like my Nissan Xterra?”
(Im not writing a whole fucking comic)
Trail goer #2 - “doesnt look like a 4-runner to me”
Tom - “you guys like my Nissan Xterra?”
(Im not writing a whole fucking comic)
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