When a man enters any bathroom, while urinating he somehow manages to Burp, Sneeze, and fart all while urinating.
Mike: You'll never guess what happened what happened to me this morning!
Vern: What, did you skillfully perform the Dolphin?
Mike: No, my good chum. I found my Nirvana at 3:17 A.M.
Vern: ... The fart-burp-sneeze thing?
Mike: Yeah ... I passed out and woke up seeing Angels.
Vern: What, did you skillfully perform the Dolphin?
Mike: No, my good chum. I found my Nirvana at 3:17 A.M.
Vern: ... The fart-burp-sneeze thing?
Mike: Yeah ... I passed out and woke up seeing Angels.
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Get the nirvana mug.A truly amazing band from the 1990s that ruled alternative rock. The band split up due to a heartbreaking occurrence when the main singer, Kurt Cobain, commit suicide. He was an amazing artist and it is so sad that he felt like departing this world before passing from natural causes. He remains a great influence to music creators and artists of all kind.
Guy 1 - Hey have you heard of Kurt Cobain?
Guy 2 - Not really
Girl 1 - I have. He is a great person and made much better music with his band, Nirvana, than Katy Perry
Guy 2 - I have to listen to Nirvana!
Guy 2 - Not really
Girl 1 - I have. He is a great person and made much better music with his band, Nirvana, than Katy Perry
Guy 2 - I have to listen to Nirvana!
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2) A grunge band that was formed in 1988 and was fronted by Kurt Cobain. Nowadays, there's idiotic teen girls who wear the shirts with only the name and the dead smiley face on them and they have either only heard one song from them (SLTS) and think that Kurt's still alive or think that Nirvana is a fucking CLOTHING BRAND!
2) A grunge band that was formed in 1988 and was fronted by Kurt Cobain. Nowadays, there's idiotic teen girls who wear the shirts with only the name and the dead smiley face on them and they have either only heard one song from them (SLTS) and think that Kurt's still alive or think that Nirvana is a fucking CLOTHING BRAND!
Stupid 15-year-old girl: I love Nirvana! I'm one their biggest fans
Me: (unsure) Uh, you are? What are your favourite songs?
15yo girl : Smells Like Teen Spirit!
Me: Uhhh, is that the only one you know?
15yo girl: Pretty much, yeah. I really want to see Kurt someday !
Me: (gets upset) He killed himself 23 fucking years ago! You shouldn't call yourself a fan if you don't know jack shit about the band!
15yo girl: Wait, he died?! I didn't know that!
Me: (rubs forehead and walks away feeling pissed) I really fucking hate this generation of teens, they are all so stupid and ignorant!
Me: (unsure) Uh, you are? What are your favourite songs?
15yo girl : Smells Like Teen Spirit!
Me: Uhhh, is that the only one you know?
15yo girl: Pretty much, yeah. I really want to see Kurt someday !
Me: (gets upset) He killed himself 23 fucking years ago! You shouldn't call yourself a fan if you don't know jack shit about the band!
15yo girl: Wait, he died?! I didn't know that!
Me: (rubs forehead and walks away feeling pissed) I really fucking hate this generation of teens, they are all so stupid and ignorant!
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Nirvana is the best band ever to exist on earth. R.I.P. Kurt Cobain (i just realized what if XXXtenaction was Kurt Cobain reincarnated like bruh woke af rn)
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