ninja walk

When one rolls instead of walking.

Dude, we ninja walked home!

by Papaya and Tangerine Jones March 7, 2008

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Ninja Props

Similar to regular Props but sneakier and moar fully awesome

Can only be given and received by truly worthy people

Editors who put up with the shit that people try to post stupid shit on UD all the time deserve major ninja props

by RainbowNinja July 6, 2009

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Ninja Nipples

What a woman has if she goes all day without a bra on and no one noticed.

We were out all day with Jane and never noticed she wasn't wearing a bra. It was nipply out and she wasn't wearing a jacket either. The woman's got ninja nipples!

by ShrewdSimian May 31, 2010

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Ninja Dip

Leaving with out saying good bye.

Where did brad go? Man, he must of ninja dipped again. WTF?

by CameronKilla1881 October 21, 2010

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A law of the Universe, that states that there is a finite amount of ninjutsu available to each side during any given battle. If there are many ninjas, they are all awarded a fraction of the total ninjutsu, or 1/N where N is the number of ninjas present in the fight.

This is the reason why hordes of ninja warriors will be dispatched relatively easily, whereas the lone ninja is almost unstoppable.

Practical applications of the law of Conservation of ninjutsu:

Sir! There's an army of ninjas heading this way!

Don't worry, we can take them.

Oh wait... it seems they've given up, sir. There's only one guy.

GOD DAMN IT RUN!

by Kirbytroid June 5, 2011

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