Next Day Shits

The act of taking a large dump or having diarrhea after a night of heavy drinking. Also known as NDS for short.

Guy 1 - "Dude, after last nights party I got the worst Next Day Shits today."
Guy 2 - "Aw man I hate NDS."

by Jme9589 January 18, 2011

Thank u next

When you breaking up with your girlfriend cause your bored. you say thank u next to show you moved on

Hehehe👍🏻👍🏻

We’re done, THANK U NEXT

by Ari-biggest fan March 28, 2019

next

A slang term whose meaning and implication are similar to 'random', 'pointless', 'shit' (adj.), 'stupid', 'crazy', etc.

Although the word itself has no fully-feesible meaning or definition, it is commonly used in conjunction with other social slang and usually said in an informal context.

The term is usually not associated with direct offense, rather it is most commonly used to describe a past or present event in a loose social environment.

"That is some next shit."

"This assignment is next."

"Some next guy asked me for loose change."

by Daniel Tran May 17, 2006

teach for next week

A somewhat pejorative term for Teach for America. Everyone knows that they will teach for a maximum of two years, continue on to Harvard Law, and pretend that they changed the world.

Yea, I hate those Teach for Next Week kids, what a bunch of elitist snobs.

by schoolio September 30, 2006

Neptune's Poseidon Powder

Crushed clam shells.

I love my Krabby Patties with that crunchy secret ingredient called cocaine or Neptune's Poseidon Powder.

by We are at Harvard University. January 15, 2019

beatniks' rights under neptune's oar

another way to say that someone is a B.R.U.N.O.; one who acts like a bruno man who loves muscles and power; usually drives some kind of Ford pick up truck and/or loves the NRA; also see gonzo

Geez, J-Hawk. When did you start acting so Beatnik's Rights Under Neptune's Oar?

by El_Scorcho September 22, 2004

Thank U Next

Showing no remorse to the old you or past love life and moving forward. period

At the end of Ariana Grande’s new video for her lastest single, “Thank U, Next” Kris Jenner says at the end, “tHaNk u nExT bItCh”

by erykaaa0804 December 15, 2018