Dirty Newton is so hot.
by NxwBandz May 23, 2020
So you're fucking a girl in an apple orchard and she's got her back up against a tree. Then you really start taking down to pound town, so much so that apples fall from the tree and hit her on the head.
Dude, I went apple picking with my girlfriend's family, but she and I went off on our own. Long story short, I ended up giving her an Isaac Newton.
by fingas-in-butts October 17, 2010
what happened
jizz newton
jizz newton
by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 12, 2008
A really awesome actor who can make any type of movie watchable
And also a very good looking actress especially in her movies
Freaky and the tiny map of perfect things
And can't stop thinking about her after watching her movies
And also a very good looking actress especially in her movies
Freaky and the tiny map of perfect things
And can't stop thinking about her after watching her movies
by Wesiswes September 20, 2021
a word often used to refer to black and mild cigars because they taste somewhat of the fig newton cookie
by extenze October 01, 2010
Dancing The Fig Newton or doing the Fig Newton refers to the "dance" one does when going through drug withdrawal, namely heroin, or oher opiates. The "dance" is usually done in a bed, with the covers tightly pulled over ones head, and usually includes leg kicking movements, rolling around in bed, and the constant sitting up and lying down again that comes with the uncomfortability of heroin withdrawal. The Fig Newton is traditionally danced in a pool of one's own sweat, and is usually accompanied by the traditional soundtrack of constant moaning, and occasional soft cries and/or whimpers.
I know I haven't seen you guys in a while, but I've been trying to quit this shit, and I spent the last 4 days doing the fig newton in my fucking room.
by Brian Press November 30, 2007
1.Nathaniel Newton (born December 20, 1961 in Orlando, Florida) is a former American football offensive lineman in the NFL who played for the Dallas Cowboys (1986–1998) and the Carolina Panthers (1999).
On November 4, 2001 police in St. Martin Parish, Louisiana, found 213 lb of marijuana in his white van. Five weeks later, he was caught with 175 lb of marijuana on Interstate 45. He was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison
2.Can also mean to get busted with 100lbs+ of weed mulotiple times
On November 4, 2001 police in St. Martin Parish, Louisiana, found 213 lb of marijuana in his white van. Five weeks later, he was caught with 175 lb of marijuana on Interstate 45. He was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison
2.Can also mean to get busted with 100lbs+ of weed mulotiple times
Which weighs more Nathan Newton or the weed he got busted with?
Answer: The weed by 20 lbs (Nate Weighs 368lbs)
Answer: The weed by 20 lbs (Nate Weighs 368lbs)
by Barry Castle July 03, 2008