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sweaty nelson

When a particularly large man engages in sex with a unusually small woman and completely engulfs her in his body, while at the same time sweating profusely and making loud grunting noises. During the act of a Sweaty Nelson the man must constantly spill dip spit or intentionally put used chewing tobacco on the participant, it may even be used as a lubricant.
Bro I can't believe she left you what happened
I pulled the sweaty nelson
by Dr slippyfist January 15, 2014
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Isaiah Nelson

A BIG FREAKING JERK WHO THINKS HES COOL BUT NOT AND ISNT AND IS MEAN AND SINGLE BUT CAN NEVER MINGLE LOL. WANT MORE? OKAY, HE THINKS HIS HAIR IS GOOD BUT GOD NO ITS HORRIBLE ITS LIKE UGH. HIS FAVORITE THING TO DO IS PLAY COOLMATH. HE 15 WITH 2 LITTLE MISTAKES, ALSO TRYING TO BE SOBER. AND GOOD LUCK TRYING TO PLAY APEX WITH HIM BECAUSE HE CANT EVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT OR TO BUSY WITH GOD KNOWS WHAT. LOL. Isaiah Nelson approves this message:)
Isaiah Nelson just your ordinary white boi;(
by kokobutter March 21, 2019
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Owen Nelson

The name of a God

He is an absolute Legend and is better then everyone else

if you don’t love him your a little bit wet
Who are you?
Owen Nelson
(Gets on there knees and starts worshipping)
by Owen Nelson May 24, 2019
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B Nelson

To be narcissistic, another level of control, simple minded and abusive.
The guy who lost his wife to divorce was guilty of being a B Nelson
by Rickipedia September 27, 2020
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Patrick Nelson

Fireball king. Usually carried out on a stretcher to the ambo.
by patneslsossos March 7, 2023
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Old Crow Nelson

The same thing as a "Trick Nelson" only you find out you did it to your cousin. Also resulting in the STD known as "The Crusty Crow"
Fer Fox Lake man! I just Old Crow Nelson'd Darma down by the river last night.
by b&kkbot and jedi November 14, 2010
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texas full nelson

A variation of the full-nelson wherein enough pressure is placed on the back of the captive person's head so that they are bent over at the waist and then violently dry humped.
Even if he wanted to, Barry couldnt escape Ryan's texas full nelson
by User202 January 11, 2017
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