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nani

* *(noun)* - An obscure, somewhat dim-witted species of mammal, the Nani is infamous for its barely-there intellect and a stubborn inability to grasp anything beyond the most rudimentary commands. With a nondescript appearance highlighted by a dull, lackluster coat and vacant gaze, the Nani has puzzled biologists with its sheer evolutionary persistence. These creatures exhibit a baffling resistance to learning, making them the bane of pet trainers and owners seeking even a modicum of responsiveness. Communicating through a monotonous series of grunts and sighs, the Nani shows little to no emotional range, leading to a rather unfulfilling companionship experience. Their dietary habits are as uninspired as their social interactions, showing a preference for bland, easily digestible plant matter. In household settings, the Nani is often relegated to the role of a living, breathing ornament, contributing little to the dynamics of its environment and often becoming the subject of exasperated anecdotes among its human cohabitants.
why does this nani thing exist
by blank123122 March 11, 2024
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What the nani

What the nani - can also be pronounced like this : what da nani, what nani...

A mix of "What the fuck" and the japanese word "Nani" from Ken the Survivor (stands for "What ?!").

Use it when you are very suprised and would be tempted to say "What the fuck ?!", but you really like Japan (and slang is sometimes frown upon).
1) Your father : "You listen to Rammstein ? I hate Rammstein ! It's pure shit !"

You : "What da nani ???"

2) Your girlfriend (if you're a male) : "Hey, in fact I'm a lesbian... Ciao !"

You : "Wh-what the nani ??"
by WhatNaniDePunjitsu April 26, 2020
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Nani

Nani is the Hawaiian word for "Beautiful"

Nani Swimwear was established in 2016 and set out on a mission to empower women to feel confident. Nani Swimwear makes swimsuits you can actually do stuff in and has settled the fight between a frumpy grandma swimsuit and a string bikini.
Nani Swimwear makes rad swimsuits
by rocky153 February 20, 2023
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NANI

him: omg there's a robbery down town
me: *turns around dramatically* NANI!!!
by that one switch June 22, 2022
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pot favor nani

a very versatile saying used to cause distraction to people you hate/don't wish to talk to
"please give me a second chance"
"pot favor nani"
by abi.houston July 17, 2021
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Nani

Means "What".
The answer to the Frase "omae wa mou shindeiru".
Became a meme, often mistaken for a jojo reference but is actually from Fist of the Northstar, but on the other hand ... everything is a jojo reference so I think it is ok
by LucSkyr0b June 2, 2020
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nani

when you be jumpscared and you react with "nani"
jumpscare... NANI!!!???
by akfngks December 5, 2023
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