lick my ass

A song made by the rapper Papa Smurf. The flash cartoon The Smurfs: The Lost Episode (with the Lick My Ass music) is also popular on the albinoblacksheep website.

"Papa Smurf can I lick your ass?"
"Yeah, lick my ass, bitch!"

by Lucas_JWF January 31, 2009

Chaps my ass

When something/someone extremly annoys you; aggrovates; consistant blunder that affects you from another sorce

Bob kept fucking up the project at work - he really chaps my ass!!

by Xayveor August 26, 2007

Put it in my ass

A meme on YouTube of a man playing with toys and saying the phrase ‘put it in my ass’

Oh yeah! Put it in my ass!!!!

by It is in my ass August 26, 2018

slap my ass

To demand a slap in your ass. What your mother does to you when you have been a naughty boy.

Ex 1: Please, slap my ass!!!

Ex 2: Erick I'm going to slap your ass, because you stayed out past midnight.

by Eggy_Chuck55 July 31, 2005

Look at my ass

Look at my ass is the proper reaction when someone acts high-maintenance or like they are better than everyone else in some way. Look at my ass can also be an adjective; someone who is high-maintenance or thinks they are better than everyone else is one of the look at my ass people.

Girl: "I don't have time to clean my apartment because I'm too busy taking honors classes in Neuroscience and Russian Literature, so I neeed a maid."

You: "Well, Look at my ass!"

by heyyitslisa June 6, 2011

guacamole in my ass

Fuck you

Fuck off and put some guacamole in my ass you titty fucker

by Dan Bain May 16, 2018

Suck My Ass

A WAY OVERUSED INTERNET MEME WHICH REALLY NEEDS TO STOP REALLY

Henri: ugh I've got homework to do tonight...

Benji: lol suck my ass

Henri: You have to shut the fuck up Benji please I will not hesitate to take your head in my thighs and crush it like a fucking watermelon stop it i'm so done with your shit you fucking dickbutt.

Benji: ... suck my ass

by satmeapnhdaanie October 25, 2014