by PeytonLovesCole<3 June 9, 2019

Jack Murphy is the kind of guy that says he will chin wag your mum, but all he does is play with cocks on his ranch. He thinks he owns the place, but all he owns is a Mitsubishi triton.
by HARVEYWIENSTIENISBLIND February 26, 2022

Where you climb on top, do absolutely nothing and prematurely get off. Named after the Murphy of Newtown. Aka the "Yawning Position."
Girl: "You're really lame in bed."
Guy: "No, I'm just doing the Harry Murphy!"
Girl: "Great.. I've heard of that. Does that mean you're going to prematurely get off too?"
Guy: "Yeah baby, just like the Murphy of Newtown."
Guy: "No, I'm just doing the Harry Murphy!"
Girl: "Great.. I've heard of that. Does that mean you're going to prematurely get off too?"
Guy: "Yeah baby, just like the Murphy of Newtown."
by WomenofNewtown July 13, 2012

Ava is a gorgeous girl with striking green eyes and a twinkly smile. Her hair is luscious and curly and she always smells like fine florals. She very comedic and extremely multi-talented. Every moment spent with her I'm in love and in awe of her presence. Watch out because she will be famous one day
by elansmyla2005 April 26, 2022

by YungRed August 8, 2009

A comic series created by Ifunny user Guwutine that seeks to build the story and lore of Uncle Murphy, a character featured in a few doge memes that circled the internet.
by Donny0 November 5, 2020

The roommate of Luke Korns;
An amazing YouTuber;
The only person I know that can pull off Harry Potter glasses besides Harry Potter
An amazing YouTuber;
The only person I know that can pull off Harry Potter glasses besides Harry Potter
Can I Marry Mikey Murphy???!!!
Omg Mikey Murphy and Luke Korns are roommates #Feels!!!!
How does Mikey Murphy maintain a state of perfection??!!! #Goals af
Omg Mikey Murphy and Luke Korns are roommates #Feels!!!!
How does Mikey Murphy maintain a state of perfection??!!! #Goals af
by Phan168 December 4, 2015
