Muggins

An extremely unattractive person who you’d be embarrassed to say you slept with.

Get this, I almost let a complete muggins sleep over at my place last night. Luckily the beer goggles wore off in time!

by Russdog November 19, 2019

Mulgitation

\mul-ji-tā-shen\ n. - the act of being dragged along the seabed by a wave after having wiped out while swimming in the surf, usually to the detriment of one's skin.

v. to mulgitate, adj. mulgitative, adv. mulgitatively, descriptive n. mulgitator

"The beach was very shelly, particularly at the breakers, making mulgitation much more of a dangerous prospect ."

"In the spinning vortex of tide and undertow, I contemplated where all my skin would go after the coming mulgitation."

"Don't take that wave, bro, that's a Mulgitator!"

by MallardGryphon June 29, 2022

Jug Mugging

To whallop someone violently about the head with one's jugs.

She gave him one hell of a jug mugging. And it was good.

by Jamgirl75 February 26, 2010

Genital Mugging

The sexual violation of an inebriated gentlemen by an unscrupulous woman.

I was there, just hanging out at my local bar, when this ugly bitch tried to buy me a drink. I'm pretty sure she wanted to give me a mean genital mugging.

by Meatlocker7897 May 6, 2011

Cotten headed niggie muggins

An insult from elf in which means “stupid” or you “don’t belong” in a group of people

Just admit it. I’m a Cotten headed niggie muggins.

by lol claie November 18, 2019

muggins

Reluctant, aggravated, pissed off and unpaid personal butler.

(sarcastic tone)..."Don't worry, you just sit there and muggins will get it for you."

by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

Muggin's

Someone who dose stupid things without reason

well done MUGGIN'S

by SuperShoulder November 16, 2011