Mountain Chicken

GradeAUnderA told you to search for this to see the stupidest named animal and you did. Good job for ya mate u ain’t the lazy bastard we all thought u were!

Any Normal Human: Hey! Look at that frog!
Some Stupid Scientist: oMg WtF i’Ve DIsCovErEd A nEW spECieS!!! I’Ll cALl iT A moUntAIn cHiCken!! sUReLy noBodY wILl GEt conFuSeD!!
Any Normal Person:
Scientist:
Any Normal Person: *jumps out a window*

by 104171 March 20, 2019

Mount Healthy

Ghetto ass school with hella fights and hella crimes with drama loving ass thots

You saw mount Healthy ghetto ass on the news

by Soggy 37 May 11, 2019

Mount Pisgah

Private school, 1A , in johns creek, Georgia. Nothing really special all the kids there are pretty chill. The girls roll there skirts spot and the boys shorts are too tight. They are known for being good at basketball and boys lacrosse. They are pretty bad at football. All the boys are frat boys and the girls are basic.

guy 1: hey what school you go to?
guy 2: Mount pisgah
guy 1: o isn’t that a really small school
guy 2: yea i guess

by basic coffee addict July 28, 2020

Mount n' Boned

When you crack open an ice cold dew and it slaps so hard and feels so good goin' down, it's like you just busted a phat glob of fresh churned love butter. Don't forget the marlboro red to go with it.

Gas station attendant: "Very good number 1 cold dew buy one get one same price! Mount n' Boned all day my friend!"

Generic low income white male: "Gawdamn right diaper head and don't ferget my smokes with it. By the way theres a phat glob on my $20, it ain't one them $2 johns."

by fat obese lady August 1, 2022

rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers

A group of hill billy hicks that don't have much intelligence.

Those rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers couldn't find their way out of a paper bag!

by Babaganoosh September 10, 2005

ginger mountain goat

A ginger, but with the appearance of a mountain goat. Typically has side burns and does occasional hand flips which represents the awkward hooves of a mountain goat.

Look at the wild ginger mountain goat kids!

by WHATDIDIDO Smith November 11, 2011

sticky mountain

The act of masturbating onto the back of a female and pulling of your pubes and sticking them to her back, where the cum acts as a glue type substance

I gave Bailey's mum a proper good sticky mountain

by TheSweatyNerd July 12, 2015