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Motorboat

THIS WORD HAS TWO DEFINITIONS.
1: A boat.
2: When a man (or woman) puts their face in between a lady's breast and blows a razberry while moving his head back and forth. Most commonly used in front of a couple's children or during sex.
Dad: Hey kids!!
Kids: Whats up, dad?
Dad: JESSICA!!
Kids:??
Mom: What?
Dad: *Motorboats*
Kids: *Runs away, screaming*
by Im in a good mood NEVER. June 4, 2019
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Clogged Motorboat

The act of motorboating breasts while having a runny nose, coating the breasts with snot.
Yo, he did a clogged Motorboat on me. Now i have to take a shower.
by Brrrr September 30, 2022
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Fuzzy Motorboat

A delicious alcoholic drink containing:
3 oz. Peach schnapps
3/4 oz. Coconut rum
4.5 oz. Sprite
4.5 oz. Orange juice
1/2 oz. Grenadine
Man, I could really use a fuzzy motorboat right now! It's so refreshing!
by mlee February 18, 2014
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Italian motorboat

When a peice of pasta falls down your face, into your cleavage and gets stuck down your top.
Nimoe: you'll never guess what happened to me last week in England.

Jess: what!?

Nimoe: I was in a posh restaurant and had a really embarrassing Italian motorboat.

Jess: Lol.
by Nimoe July 20, 2016
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brown eye motorboat

When a man sits on a girl's face and farts on her boobs
by Dud9996 February 24, 2022
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Australian Motorboat

1. Motorboating but down under and bit to the rear.

2. The act of someone oscillating their face back and forth while pressed against your gooch, while making 'brrrrrrr' sounds.

3. Motorboating for your gooch.
Guy 1: Gee this Coronavirus is really allowing me to find out more about what I like in bed
Guy 2: Oh yeah me too, the wife gave me an Australian Motorboat last night it was nuts
by dinkysweets104 February 8, 2021
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Rowing the Motorboat

A behavior involving

a. 1 male and 1 female
b. 1 male and 1 female

or
c. 1 male and 1 female.

This biological process occurs when a a person of the female sex is sitting on your lap and her boobs are pressed into your face. As you motorboat her boobs, your hands are thrust in a symmetrical fashion, extending from the center of your chest to the outside. This is similar to rowing a boat. As you are rowing the boat, the female is sitting on top of your lap, grinding on your privates.
Friend 1: damn bro did you hear about je'marcus
Friend 2: yeah I heard he broke his hands trying to row the fat chick from apartment 1-a
Friend 1:yeah he was rowing the motorboat
by tahck May 28, 2014
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