Moobs

short for man boobs

Shit jeremy your dads got fucking huge moobds you should send him to jenny craig or something

by My Biznat Is The Shiznat January 12, 2003

Moopah

Male version of a foopah....(see foopah)

Ewww. look at his moopah. It must weigh 42 pounds just by itself.foopah, fat

by god n yo heart May 14, 2009

moobs

man + boobs = moobs

when a guy (most of the time cuz he's fat) get's what looks like boobs in his chest

people really get freaked out when i grab my moobs and sing "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."

by ale-ale-jandro August 27, 2011

Moobs

Swelled breasticle tissue often advertised on those with a male genitalia. Commonly, they are the result of excessive "Big Mac's" shoved into one's gob. It must be noted that they can be a danger to those in close proximity whilst rapid turning is in process. Hair may grow on one's mounds and 93% of "moob owners" agree that shaving is preferable to wax as the skin is delicate and sensitive around the designated area.

At the doctors.

Doctor: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: Fuck off doc! Have you seen your mounds! The goss is that you don't even shave!

Needless to say, Jimmy did not go to the doctors for a long time.

In Jimmy's humble abode.

Tony: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: At least I have something big! I mean, what are you, 2 inches? You fucking wanker.

Needless to say, Jimmy did not have sex in a long time.

At the bar, during work. Jimmy is now a police officer.

Drunk guy: Couldn't find your size fatty? You moob be spilling out that man vest. I see M&S don't have an "obese-BigMac-indulgers" size!
Jimmy: *Fires gun*

Needless to say, Jimmy did not leave prison for a long time.

by Jimmy 4 life! December 30, 2018

Moonshine

When a barber messes up your hairline and cuts too far back

Your barber gave you a moonshine

by Creatle sane July 31, 2020

Moonspotting

The act of constantly checking a cryptocurrency price chart to ensure that the price doesn't 'moon' in your absence.

The crypto would likely be a low marketcap shitcoin where setting price alerts would be impossible due to them not being present on any of the major price-tracking sites

My girlfriend thinks I'm studying real hard. Little does she know that I'm secretly Moonspotting when she's not looking

by Stanton_Warrior May 29, 2021

mooper

noun. A person or animal that is known to piss and shit in, on, or around anything.

Did you her that Alex pissed on Jan's couch?
Ugh yeah such a mooper.

by birdie7903 August 18, 2021