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Montreal screwjob 2.0 

Joining a fantasy baseball dingers only keeper league but not getting a keeper like everyone else.
Did you hear how Jack totally Montreal screwjob 2.0 Gino? I heard Gino can’t get hard anymore because of the disrespect

Montreal Brown Bean Syrup

A Montreal Brown Bean Syrup is the action of shitting on a cock and smearing it and then getting your cock done the same. You then proceed to connect both tips at a 45 degrees angle so that each others dick are pointing straight at each others faces. After that you jerk the other person and time it exactly as to bust at the same time. The goal is to look like two brown beans (the cocks) are shooting syrup (cum) at themselves.
YOU: Hey mom! Arthur and I did a Montreal Brown Bean Syrup on your bed yesterday and i'd change the bedsheet if i were you since we got a little bit messy!

The Montreal Effect

If you are not from the Montreal area, and you stay for longer than just a visit, you may be affected by the "Montreal Effect". The Montreal Effect is recognizable by it's taking over of a previously patient and soft tempered personality. Once it's effect have acted on a new Montreal resident, the person shows symptoms of agressiveness on the road, loss of patience, and selfishness.
- I am so irratable and mad at everything, I don't know what's wrong with me lately...?!
- Maybe you have been struck by the Montreal Effect.
- Is it bad?
- It's very dangerous.

of Montreal

Most underrated band ever, like the previous quotations. The frontman kevin barnes produced the music on his own after 2005. Based in Athens, Georgia. Usually found in queer playlists on Spotify.

Their best work is Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer? and Satanic Panic in The Attic.
of Montreal sucks, that guy he looks so gay dude
of Montreal by peusoodonem March 10, 2024

Collège Français de Montréal 

Ass. Horsecock. Gietmamanw.

This is the shit you'll have to deal with. Even the gym teacher had a heart attack because he couldnt take it lol.
Yo this guy goes to Collège Français de Montréal so he must be a fucking nigger.

South Shore Montreal 

The most crackheaded hood in Montreal. Even the feds be sniffing lines on that side of the city.
Yoo I wanna go to Montreal this summer you coming with me ?
Fosho but let's not go to South Shore Montreal. The feds will arrest you for not doing crack.
South Shore Montreal by chrisndj December 12, 2019