Moist Bill

Like titty fucking, except for with the butt cheeks instead of titties

I tried to put it in my girlfriends butt but she yelled at me and so I gave her the moist bill instead.

by Slam Bam Horny Man July 30, 2007

Moist Meter

A series where a popular Youtuber (Penguinz0/Cr1tikal/Charlie) gives reviews on movies, shows, and games. He is always very honest with his reviews and is never hesitant to fully hate on the movie/game/show if he does not like it. At the end of the video he rates how good it was anywhere from 0% to 100%.

"Have you watched that new horror movie that came out a few weeks ago?"
"No, I was going to until I watched Cr1tukal's Moist Meter on it."

by ItzSpark March 17, 2021

Moist seepage

The step after damp seepage but before wet seepage

Hey guys, I'm seeing MOIST SEEPAGE at the Electric Factory tonight, anyone want to join?

by Moistseepage February 09, 2019

moist uzi

When your vaginal region is so overwhelmed with a surplus of water in which bathing,swimming, or drinking is possible.

my moist uzi is overflowing with goodness

by Alex Lester December 04, 2017

Moist Slide

Letting loose a fart but you shit your undies or panties just a little bit instead.

I did a moist slide during the meeting. I had to excuse myself for a quick wipe.

by Dick Onchin August 14, 2020

Moist Auger

When your girlfriend gives you a startling, but welcomed surprise of licking her index finger and probing your ass and ticking the prostate during a hot, sloppy blow job.

Dude I went out with a Kendra last night and she surprised me with an awesome moist auger. Her sausage fingers made it even better.

by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017

Moist Cosby

The sexual act of dipping your dick in chocolate jello pudding and slapping your lovers face with it, non-concentual

I gave my girl a moist Cosby when she misbehaved

by John Sketch March 14, 2019