by salem April 24, 2003
Get the a mikemug. "yo look at that kid, he's running like an ostrich"
"no big deal, Mike was doin that in front of school yesterday. noob"
"yeah what an orp"
"lawls"
"lawls indeed, lawls indeed
"no big deal, Mike was doin that in front of school yesterday. noob"
"yeah what an orp"
"lawls"
"lawls indeed, lawls indeed
by im not Phill April 14, 2009
Get the Mikemug. 
A rare character defined by his colossal mass and wealth of useless information which covers every topic that you don't want to hear about. Talents include reciting entire URL addresses and quoting from 'How I Met Your Mother'. Despite his lack of ability with maths, Mikes in general are renowned for their superior skill in monitoring debts to the exact penny. Talents do not include knowing how to shit properly, a basic human function he seems to struggle with more than showering. This leads to a smell so pungent it could kill the smell of a dead animal, as well as said dead animal - which will probably have shit smeared on it, in the same fashion as his door/bathroom wall/bathroom door handle/everything in bathroom apart from bowl. Eating habits include everything that is processed and chemically engineered, although the species of Mike may occasionally advance to feasting upon 'peanut butter and jelly sandwiches', one of the many Americanisms he has adopted. Mikes may be falsely recognised as slugs, a species that share similar qualities with Mikes; however, it is unlikely that one may spot a Mike as they rarely emerge from the dark dank recesses of their beds. There are several matings calls used by Mikes, which vary from the 'How I Met Your Mother' theme tune to the sound of the fridge door opening; more often than not, it is the sound of an unsuspecting taxpayer opening his/her wallet, or withdrawing money from a cashpoint which attracts a Mike to a prospective victim.
Person 1: Hey Mike, hows thi..
A Mike: YOU OWE ME £2.74!!!!!
Person 1: ings?
Person 1: I laughed so hard I shat myself
Person 2: Yeah it was so funny I Miked everywhere.
Person 1: Urgh, I had such a Mike day today
Person 2: What did you do?
Person 1: Played dead for 14 hours.
A Mike: YOU OWE ME £2.74!!!!!
Person 1: ings?
Person 1: I laughed so hard I shat myself
Person 2: Yeah it was so funny I Miked everywhere.
Person 1: Urgh, I had such a Mike day today
Person 2: What did you do?
Person 1: Played dead for 14 hours.
by Mike's housemate June 2, 2013
Get the Mikemug. Some one who makes jokes soo horrible that you can't help but laugh at the joke and especially them.
by phoyto March 28, 2009
Get the Mikedmug. by Is it a word i can say? July 16, 2008
Get the Mikemug. The man who will look at a dude's crotch and if he likes what he sees he'll try to hit on you or add you on facebook. Has a Real sore asshole i must say.Regularly streams free porn on his computer with internet that he stole from his neighbor and Masturbates daily all the time.get done in under 2 minutes usually then he goes to sleep thinking believing he just scored fo shure. Thinks he a player but only scored himself.
Another one of those Mikes walked by me looked at my crotch and smiled. I'm pretty sure it was a mike again he masturbates all the time too specially. He tries to suck his own dick alot too but fails nomatter how long his tongue is. also Likes listening to his parents having sex...
by lolly papa July 13, 2011
Get the Mikemug.