Jeff Method

When a girl shows interest in you, and instead of responding you simply ignore her, and leave for another continent.

This girl I wasn't into was all over me, so I just used the Jeff Method and up and left for Europe.

by Laleph May 16, 2010

book method

The method in which a male strategically places a textbook, workbook, or notebook in front of the crotch or pelvic region to cover an embarrasing erection or boner. Mostly used in between classes while walking in the hallways.

Mike: Chemistry was so boring man, all i thought about was fuckin' bitches.

Joe: shit dude did u get a boner?

Mike: yea, i had to use the book method after class.

by _bLinkme July 19, 2007

penny method

Form of birth control in which it is okay to have sex as long as the woman squeezes a penny between her knees.

My parents used the penny method, I have thirteen brothers and sisters.

by ThunderMummy November 11, 2005

Manchester Method

A contraceptive method.
The act of swilling out the vaginal canal with Coca-Cola to prevent conception.

Did you use a condom? Nahh, we used the Manchester Method.

by Coffee Drinker August 19, 2017

standup method

When pulling out didn't work and you're not using birth control. So you have to standup and jump.

Oops Jess I was caught up in the moment. Hurry, get up. We're using the Standup Method!

by eddie boom December 13, 2013

brown method

The utilization of anal coitus, as a means to avoid pregnancy. Usually a means for a latent homosexual to experience anal sex, without having an actual homosexual relationship.

Douglas: I don't want to do you in the front. You might get pregnant. We got to use the brown method babe.

Evelyn: But I want to cum too.

Douglas: Use your hand on your gash, I'm not touching it. Yuck.

Evelyn: (Sighs) Okay. Do you want to massage my breasts?

Douglas: Fuck no! God damn it! Yuck! (vomits violently)

by Muddy Melvin October 19, 2011

Peel Method

Acquiring respect or acceptance from a group of individuals by doing as little as possible. The opposite of the traditional approach of gaining acceptance through hard work and dedication.

Contrary to the " Real Peel"!

1) I am playing ping pong instead of cleaning washrooms. I am doing the Peel Method!
2) Have you completed your station duties? Someone else can, I am doing the Peel Method!

by 9290 May 16, 2020