The act of fucking a girl doggy-style bent over a toilet with her legs tied together. As you cum you dunk her head into the dirty toilet water.
by vonorimjob December 13, 2008
A smudgy mermaid is a female version of the comical practical joke of tea bagging.
A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.
A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.
by Chuck_beaver February 11, 2011
The feminine rebuttal to being the victim of a Superman by their male partner.
The act of Little Mermaiding is completed when the female masturbates and squirts on her sleeping partners face.
This usually results in the victim waking from a dead sleep in a panic thinking they are drowning.
The act of Little Mermaiding is completed when the female masturbates and squirts on her sleeping partners face.
This usually results in the victim waking from a dead sleep in a panic thinking they are drowning.
Last night my husband gave me a Superman. I was so mad at him that tonight I soaked him with the Little Mermaid.
by HerPetKha December 19, 2013
A nautical term used in sailing, describing a forceful or unintentional jibe. When fucking a mermaid, the boom slams across the deck. The term can also be used to describe a sloppy tack.
by Pirate One June 01, 2009
A special request fetish, whereby the woman wears a horse's head.
Made notorious by the numerous demented scumbags of Limerick city and Irish music pair 'The Rubberbandits'.
Made notorious by the numerous demented scumbags of Limerick city and Irish music pair 'The Rubberbandits'.
I'm feeling kinky tonight Sínead. How's about a Limerick Mermaid? Put this on. (whilst handing her a horse head mask)
by daPillock December 09, 2010
One who swims in ditches and/or lives in ditches.
Ditch mermaids are normally found in ditches the have recently been filled with rain water.
Ditch mermaids are normally found in ditches the have recently been filled with rain water.
by Hannah Marie. June 20, 2007
A given time before you realize that you wanna bone a female that you don't have any sexual or romantic feelings towards, even the most unattractive chick you see daily can in-fact have a "Mermaid Clock"
Dave: "yo look at jessica ?" Cam: " yeah she's ugly asf" Dave: "dude wait until she hits her mermaid clock"
Cam: "what's that dude? Dave: "It's when you hang around her so much you start wanting to bone her even if you don't have physical attraction towards her"
Cam: "what's that dude? Dave: "It's when you hang around her so much you start wanting to bone her even if you don't have physical attraction towards her"
by HeyWOod_JablOmE June 27, 2021