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filthy mermaid

The act of fucking a girl doggy-style bent over a toilet with her legs tied together. As you cum you dunk her head into the dirty toilet water.
Man, that bitch got a face full of corn chowder when I gave her the filthy mermaid last night.
by vonorimjob December 20, 2008
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Smudgy mermaid

A smudgy mermaid is a female version of the comical practical joke of tea bagging.

A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.
Jake: Hey liam, mercer was so horny last night she gave me a smudgy mermaid.
by Chuck_beaver February 28, 2011
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Little Mermaid

The feminine rebuttal to being the victim of a Superman by their male partner.

The act of Little Mermaiding is completed when the female masturbates and squirts on her sleeping partners face.

This usually results in the victim waking from a dead sleep in a panic thinking they are drowning.
Last night my husband gave me a Superman. I was so mad at him that tonight I soaked him with the Little Mermaid.
by HerPetKha December 19, 2013
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fuck a mermaid

A nautical term used in sailing, describing a forceful or unintentional jibe. When fucking a mermaid, the boom slams across the deck. The term can also be used to describe a sloppy tack.
Heads up! I think we are about to fuck a mermaid.
by Pirate One June 1, 2009
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Limerick Mermaid

A special request fetish, whereby the woman wears a horse's head.

Made notorious by the numerous demented scumbags of Limerick city and Irish music pair 'The Rubberbandits'.
I'm feeling kinky tonight Sínead. How's about a Limerick Mermaid? Put this on. (whilst handing her a horse head mask)
by daPillock December 10, 2010
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ditch mermaid

One who swims in ditches and/or lives in ditches.
Ditch mermaids are normally found in ditches the have recently been filled with rain water.
A ditch mermaid randomly swimming in a rain filled hole of some sort, eh?
by Hannah Marie. July 17, 2007
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mermaid handstand

when a woman does a handstand, then has her feet get tied together, then proceed with sexual acts
damn i tried to get ashley to do a mermaid handstand but she has no balance!
by Nick Garves May 29, 2011
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