Shawn Mendes rizz

You'll be needing stitches, because you get no b*tches
Man's got that Shawn Mendes rizz and that goofy ah haircut.
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shawn mendes

an unique work of art brought into this world by his parents
Shawn Mendes is a never seen before type of person.
by mostunlikely July 12, 2017
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A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe, when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it, perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)
by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024
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mend a bone

To facilitate the docking of two penis' as a third party, assuming direct manual control.
"I can't come over and bake cookies after school, because I'm helping Raul and Giorgio mend a bone"
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mended

it is given to memes that are dead
wow this meme is so mended
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Shawn Mendes

Synonim with sugar
Me: hy do you like Shawn Mendes?
Person: who's sean mendez?
Me: you man have a really bitter life...
by Phoebe Jhonson June 6, 2017
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Shawn Mendes

A homosexual man who is deep in the closet and dying to come out.
Me: you do you Shawn mendes

Friend: yea

Me: your gay we can’t be friends no more.
by #1hater101 October 28, 2023
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