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John McCain

Very,Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, old dinosaur age guy who looks like a fucking turtle.
Dude#1: Look it's a 150 year old Turtle!!

Dude#2: No it's not, It's John McCain.

Dude#1: Oh your right!!

Both: Laughing
by Urban Prufesur January 1, 2009
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McClinton

When your date spills a Big Mac on you, leaving "Special Sauce" stains at inappropriate places on your clothing. The name relates to the Clinton-Lewinski scandal where presidential semen stains were found on Lewinski's clothing. You are not having sexual relations with this burger.
Jessica reckons the stain on her blouse is from a McClinton, but I think she was getting dirty with Hunter!
by Xaturn February 27, 2010
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mccunt

when someone who isn't very attractive tries immsensely hard to be good looking. This may involve the highlighting of hair for example or having profile pictures that looks nothing like them. It is also rumoured that mccunts wear "penn sports" shirts whilst pumping iron in the gym.
he tries hard but he's still fuck ugly, what a mccunt
by kingduffy101 September 15, 2010
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Nick McCain

The most amazing boy you will ever meet. He has my heart and I want no one other than him. I love him, I really do. He's adorable and he makes me happy without trying. I will be with him soon too. Oh gosh. <3
by The girl who loves Nick (: August 6, 2011
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McGuini

Someone of both Italian and Irish descent.
Where's Chad, that McGuini owes me $20.
by Q Money January 14, 2008
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McCain

Verb. Given all of the choices, the decision that is made is the worst possible one.
I could have had the million dollars, or taken what was in the mystery box. I McCained it and took the mystery box.
by spalin08 October 20, 2008
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John McCain

1) A person who has gone from a principled, formerly tortured war veteran to one who is senile and willing to pander to the lowest common denominator in a desperate attempt to win an election.

2) A windbag; an crotchety old man who will scream at children to get off his lawn.

3) A man who has sold his soul to the devil, or has forgotten where he placed it.
"That John McCain over there just told my daughter he would fire bomb her if she didn't stop playing in his sprinkler."
by Huey Duey October 19, 2008
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