When you are very very stoned. hense MAXimus BAKington. When you are high you have to shout out this phrase in an announcer-type voice.
by yer12345 March 15, 2009
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Get the Alimus Maximus mug.a person who fits the profile of a perfect douchebag. Someone, who often in public places, makes an ass out of themselves and the people associating with them. Derived from the term douche, which is a total ass clown, and maximus, a roman term meaning to a great degree. so Douchemous Maximus would be a complete and total douche.
Thomas - "You know that douche bag Dennis?" Tim - "Yeah that guy is a total douchemous maximus ." Thomas - "yeah he is..."
by thebigredT January 20, 2009
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I mentioned the word "knuckle children," to my girlfriend and she had no idea what I was talking about...She's such a Noobious Maximus!
by Schwance L Berger March 30, 2009
Get the Noobious Maximus mug.One who is massively overweight and uses gym equipment to watch Netflix on the treadmill.
Also sits around and eats KFC all day.
Also sits around and eats KFC all day.
Dude 1:Dude, did you hear that the Reddit user u/GherkinP is a fattus maximus?
Dude 2: yeah, I heard he uses the treadmill to just watch Netflix.
Dude 2: yeah, I heard he uses the treadmill to just watch Netflix.
by WellFuckYouToo December 9, 2019
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Guy 1: Damn that guys crazy! is that jamal?
Guy 2: No that's the leader of the methheads man! METHIUS MAXIMUS!
Guy 2: No that's the leader of the methheads man! METHIUS MAXIMUS!
by everydayimhustling69 July 15, 2011
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My friend is such an opulatis maximus.. He is going to study in Gran Canaria so now he thinks he is a selfmade man.
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