Mateo Blay Fuster

He's a handsome and athletic guy, who thinks good about everyone and hates Sari Eriksson. He has also said the n-word multiple times.
"Hey guys looks like it's Mateo Blay Fuster."

"My man, he is the best guy ever."
by TheFInnishPhilanthropist November 14, 2023
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mateo tabchy

Mateo is so hot, all the girls find him attractive his dick is huge and he gets all the bitches.
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Mateo and Cindy

POV: u meet a Mateo or a cindy and u become bestfriends on June 24!
Mateo: *walks around*
Cindy: *walks around too*
You: Hey!
Cindy and Mateo: Hello?
You: wanna be friends?
Mateo and Cindy: Sure!
by Dontaskmewhyimhere September 19, 2021
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Mateo Lozano

Mateo is that guy with the D that the girls love (12 inches) also he plays football, soccer, and basketball and he likes that one girl in his friends class and he loves rap and get alll them bitches
veronica:oh my god Mateo Lozano is coming *has orgasim*
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Mateo

Someone who is hot as fuck and is super cool,they also attend to have a really huge dick that other people.they have brown hair and hazel eyes.They are fun people to hang out with and they are also super cool.
Example:
"Look Mateo,he has a huge dick and is super cool'!
by Akiose November 22, 2023
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mateo

here's a good word for mateo. he's smart, cute, and most importantly, industrious, productive, and loves his wife. his cv makes you feel like an inadequate fool. he's so accomplished. even though you've known other people with accolades like that, it's ridiculous how he accrues them while posting so many definitions on this very website and commenting on other various media. that's my excuse for not having his sort of accomplishments. now those excuses are rendered inutile and i'm left wondering where he gets all the time to juggle everything he does.
i think mateo is a genius or something. his capacities are diverse and distinguished. good for him.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 02, 2019
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Mateo

A soccer player who is happy and homeless with a few good friends he likes dick and is always bored
You Is that Mateo
Me Yep
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