Mashed potatoes

Typically made with Yukon gold potatoes for best result.

by July 12, 2018

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Hey Bro, did you know that mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole.
Bro, what the fuck

by concon15 October 29, 2021

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mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes refers to children and the fact that they often resemble mashed potatoes when they are born

i hate it when i have to pick up the mashed potatoes from the day care center

by bigbrian42069 September 20, 2019

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Its the act of stuffing a condom into the lips of a vagina but not really entering.

Joe: Hey, did you actually have sex?
David: No, I was just mash-potatoing her.

by Konoyaro Bakayaro October 16, 2015

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Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 13, 2022

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The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.

by NapoleonD December 29, 2023

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Same as Mashed Potato Banana.

Like... just look up Mashed Potato Banana

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