Maple Milk

A concoction consisting of Maple Syrup and Milk created by basically... every kid ever and not just two idiots from the south.

"Hey, I heard two Mikes invented this Maple Milk".
"If by 'two Mikes' you mean 'I've had a stroke and am saying stupid things', then yes".

by Sir Wigglesharts Chortlebottom April 26, 2013

Maple Story

A strangely addicting MMORPG Maple Story is a simple online game. From simply or wasting your MP, (Magic Points) to the graphics. (easily changeable) All, if not, most, of the players are only playing because they want to communicate with their buddies. However, the community is weak and the censors are strict. The armor and weapons are extremely expensive, and it's lead by a failure company named Nexon. There are many private servers, but Nexon sends out their troops and deletes the private server. The game is often short for MS and MapleStory.

Maple Story is awesome, but Nexon fails.

by MisaTange July 5, 2009

Pass me the Maple

A request one makes when participating in group self-flagellation involving MAGA hats and Kirk Cameron DVDs. Not to be confused with "Pass me the Mrs. Butterworth's", as, due to viscosity issues, Maple is the preferred medium.

Thanks to the perfect firestorm of Cameron/MAGA/Shatner, I've got a 90%-er going here ... pass me the maple.

by JT The Sick September 27, 2017

maple leaf

Covering your penis with maple syrup, and then smacking your partner in the face with it while groaning like a moose and making moose antlers with your hands over your head.

I just gave that Mexican chick a kick-ass maple leaf!

by movie producer robert evans November 1, 2009

tap that like a maple tree

the term "tap that like a maple tree" means that you want to "tap that" (slap that, touch that, get that...etc) as you would tap a maple tree for syrup (goodness). used to express desire towards a person, place, thing, goat...etc.

((an attractive person walks by))

you say to yourself, your friend, or the lonely-looking street cone, "damn, i wanna tap that like a maple tree!!"

by becca May 25, 2004

maplehood

1)The area on the other side of Springfield Ave. in Maplewood NJ, which is also the Ghetto majority Minority side of maplewood.
2)Where majority of white people are not and spanish and blacks are in Maplewood NJ.

We just crossed springfield ave. now we in maplehood!!!

by Jason Rodriguez December 28, 2005

maple syrup

The ejaculate of a native-born Canadian male.

Come on, baby, shoot that maple syrup all over my face.

by I Love Vancouver USA June 7, 2009