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Guy 1: Hey I heard Quinn Maynard is sucking dick in the bathroom for $5.
Guy 2: Shit Guy 1, that’s gay.
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Guy 2: Na man he just looks like a chick.
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Guy 2: Right behind ya Guy 1.
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Guy 1: Haha I’m gonna shoot myself now.
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