thugs mansion

the only place where thugs get in free and you gotta be a g.

tupac lives at thugs mansion. along with billy holiday and malcolm x.

by rynl September 15, 2007

Peyton Manning

Hes either a God amongst mere mortals.

OR

A robot from the future sent back in time to infiltrate the N.F.L., re-write the record books, and humble Tom Brady.

Peyton Manning's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning has counted to infinity... twice.
Sharks dedicate an entire week to Peyton Manning.
Peyton Manning can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.
Peyton Manning knows the last digit of pi.

by j carunder September 10, 2010

Mannionism

An off the cuff comment that is hilarious, shameless and often offensive

Lets say there needs to be an election tomorrow because David Cameron sexually assaulted the Queen - What a brilliant Mannionism

by joymal November 26, 2010

Peyton Manning-ed

To lull someone (like say the Chargers) into a false sense of security and then tear out their heart and serve it to them with a tall glass of "sit the fuck down". See also Chuck Norris

Peyton Manning post game conference.

Reporter: "Peyton, how do you describe what just happened?"
Peyton Manning: " The San Diego Chargers just got Peyton Manning-ed... 'nough said."

by BFTQID October 16, 2012

pastor manning

When a gay bottom has a fire in his butthole that can only be filled by having anal sex.

Dude I was totally pastor manning last night, until Jesus came over.

by Zeminator December 5, 2016

thugz mansion

a place where g's do what they want to do without being shot at

tupacs thug mansion

by blitz jean January 2, 2004

Starr Manning

Starr Manning is a teen on the best Soap Opera ever called One Life To live on ABC & SoapNet. She has been played by Kristen Alderson since she was like 6. Her dad is a rapist Todd Manning and raped her boyfriend, Cole Thornhart's mom in college. Her mom is the mega slutty Blair Cramer. Cramer women NEVER keep their legs closed. Starr & Cole werent allowed to see each other and then she go pregnant. Starr decided to give the baby to her teacher Marcie only Cole wanted to raise the baby. So Cole dumped her. Then when Starr gave birth her crazy bitch cousin Jessica stole the baby and switched her with her dead baby. For months Starr & Cole thought their baby was dead. Cole started doing drugs and Starr tried to fuck her teacher. Starr & Cole soon found out that their baby was alive after all but Starr still decided to give the baby to Marcie. Starr & Cole were very sad but they started making out so it looks like they are getting back together. Spoilers say that Cole will get arrested for having drugs, even though he wasnt susing, and go to jail. He will then propose to Starr after she tells him that Marcie has given them their baby back so that they can raise her together. Starr & Cole's daughter's name is Hope btw.

Starr Manning: I Love you Cole

Cole Thornhart: Even though your dad totally raped my mom in college I still wanna be with you only I dont have a condom

Starr Manning: that's ok you can't get pregnant your first time..O SHIT YOU CAN!

by Jimmy the Sheik June 14, 2009