In the UK, typically somewhere like teeside, this is a phrase to say as a way to promise XYZ is the truth. Mainly used in secondary schools.
Dean: stop chatting shit about my dead nana ya specky cunt!
Mackenzie: what are you on about!?
I didn't say nish. What are you piping up for?
Dean: swear down then.
Mackenzie: mam's life I didn't say ought (out) about your nana, kid fuckin' hell man.
Mackenzie: what are you on about!?
I didn't say nish. What are you piping up for?
Dean: swear down then.
Mackenzie: mam's life I didn't say ought (out) about your nana, kid fuckin' hell man.
by 49seffy March 14, 2022
Get the mam's lifemug. Largest pp, at a terrifying 1.3 INCH measurement, not only does she have the largest pp, but she holds the world record, also everyone else is pathetic in pp size compared to her
Bob: Oh, you know mam?! Yeah heard she has a bigger pp than cripple and dumbo combined!
Dumbo: yeah, it’s horrifying
Dumbo: yeah, it’s horrifying
by mamthegreat February 17, 2019
Get the mammug. by ..paris..<3 January 10, 2022
Get the mammug. A bikini or bra worn by a female whose sag or loss of pertness requires the most highly reinforced titty receptacle.
After spawning 5 children by the age of 30 and consuming sufficient calories to have sustained them all to puberty, the level of engineering demanded of her mam hammock was beyond the ken of modern science.
by Apatoeman July 21, 2018
Get the Mam hammockmug. From the word "Mario". It's a neopronoun that is created be me, which is based on the pronoun "I" for the patterns.
mar/mam/may/maine/mayself (Pronoun)
mar: Subjective form, shorting of the term "Mario"
mam: Objective form, based on the last letter of "him"
may: Possessive adjective, based on "my" with an "a" to avoid confusion, also "mair"
maine: Possessive pronoun, Based on "mine"
mayself: see "may" for the etymology.
mar: Subjective form, shorting of the term "Mario"
mam: Objective form, based on the last letter of "him"
may: Possessive adjective, based on "my" with an "a" to avoid confusion, also "mair"
maine: Possessive pronoun, Based on "mine"
mayself: see "may" for the etymology.
by marcotoa October 23, 2025
Get the mar/mam/may/maine/mayselfmug. Big ginormous breastes. Large mammeries that flip and flop around if not supported. Often hang to the belly button with age.
Hey, look at Pam Anderson’s big floppy mams. I think its About time for another trip to the plastic surgeon.
by MP Vet September 4, 2020
Get the big floppy mamsmug. The polar opposite to Man Flu (where a man has a slight cold but believes he's dying and can't lift a finger). Mam-Flu describes a mother who is probably suffering with the worst possible flu strain you can get but has to, and does, crack on with everyday chores/work/kids.
I've got mam-flu, but I'll still see you at work after doing the laundry, dropping the kids at breakfast club, nipping past the supermarket and getting the car in for a service.
by kennypet July 11, 2018
Get the Mam-Flumug.