Malachi

Sarcastic

“Malachi is sarcastic”

by Zoothonim March 19, 2019

Malachi

A measurement for a period of time equaling 3 weeks; usually but not always referring to a period of time with or without attending class.

I haven't been to class in a malachi.

by GivinUpTheFight July 16, 2008

Malachi Crunch

Whe a mans head gets in between 2 vaginas and they smash against his head til they both cum

Justin got Malachi Crunched by Melissa and Naomi.

by Justin Urmouth December 28, 2018

malathy

means when you laugh at smelly guys, when you get punched by smelly guys, you freak. It also means "So foul." It means when a large group of people name her butt. It also means "viscious black tar." It means calling Kaz "mutha freaker!"

Example: When eating popcorn on the floor that a smelly guy once walked on, that person makes a digusted face.

by Christine Ho May 6, 2005

Malachi

Malachi is a low down dirty ugly little dick ass bitch. He uses females to have sex and then he turns into a magician and disappears. He is a cheater, a liar, and a deceiver. Dont ever date a malachi

Malachi is so ugly and dirty.

by Bobbybrown543pl December 2, 2019

Malachi

A feral degenerate/feral creature that typically lives in sewage lines. The Malachi has generally not gone through the evolutionary process, and shares instinctual characteristics of Earth's first organisms. The Malachi has thin, spider-like arms, and bulbous eyes, protruding from it's sagging flesh.

"Dayne Francis, why are you dating that Malachi? That's bestiality!"
"I'm attempting to fulfill my ancient urges for the Malachi race."

by MrsDayneFrancis September 3, 2013

Malachite

Another word for dick.

She holds my malachite
so tight so never let go
'Cause she's 2000 light years away

~2000 Light Years Away, by Green Day

by DanZie Boy April 27, 2006